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He snuck into the 24/7 convivence store, as he looked around he saw it. The one thing he needed. A small little brown bag that said "fill for $2.50" as he snatched it and started filling it with everything from the hot bar, taquitos and hotdogs and nacho cheese in a cup, then he grabbed a bottle of diet offbrand soda for $0.60 then he shoved it into the bag and he brought it to the register. The cashier, looked up from her phone, stared blankly at him as he was alrady pullin out a $5. "really? saving 60 cents on offbrand soda. on a morning deal?" She scoffed a little amused as he stared "this superheroing thing doesn't pay... besides it's... basically morning" "it's 12 am" "yeah Am". They stared at each other for a few minutes before she rung him up and said "Just take it, your homeless ass needs it anyway". She was right and he just stared at her before thanking her and leaving. After 10 minutes of playing Raid Shadow Legends. A large masked man walked in and went straight to the cashier "Where is your brown bag that you fill for cheap" The cashier looked up at them, "Sir we sold the last one like 10 minutes. We aren't getting more for another 6 hours" He stared before holding up a live,laugh,love basket. "Can i use this" "Sir that's a large ass basket.. i'd charge you an extra 50 cents" He threw it out a window "FUCKING UNBELIEVEABLE" He ran out of the store. The cashier sighed and took a photo before sending it to her manager. As the masked man left he immediately made some holographic phone calls. Within 15 minutes 5 alien warships the size that would dwarf the titanic poured into the airspace and a few tall purple aliens got out and looked at him "General Olivier what is it" "They declared war on us" without a second thought they shouted something in their language and ships started firing everywhere. The cashier at the store didn't even look up from the Raid shadow legends gameplay. As the warships kept firing they attracted the attention of the local hero "Hey Uh What the fuck" as vagabond stood and stared they watch him as Olivier grabbed a gas bomb and threw it at him as he shouted "NOT YOU TOO". As Vagabond jumped, ducked and dodged all the bombs he spoke with a comedic manner "What now Zeals? They didn't have the right nitrious at the gas station" "NO THEY DIDN'T HAVE A BAG AND WOULD NOT TAKE MY OWN" Zealot shouted back. Vagabond just stood up from his heroic position and just stared at him, the other aliens turned to stare. The cashier? Still winning with Raid Shadow Legends. "seriously" Vagabond spoke with annoyance "Seriously? is that what is that what we're doing here?" He then grabbed a large stack of notes and papers stapled together as he read through it and mummering "War.. Purple aliens.. shadow legends..." he looked up "what the fuck kinda script is this?" He read more "wait what the fuck is 16 and 23" they all turned to Vagabond. "hold on im calling my agent" as he took out a dora the explorer kids phone it rang a second before a snot filled nose thick sounding voice said "wasssssuuuuuuuuh cuh" "Gucci what the hell is this script i'm doing for 31 days?" "Oh yuh thas.." *hicc.......burp......cat hissing* "Thas my beauty month A bunch of new stuff. I got you booked next month too. We coo- sugar?" Vagabond proceeded to eat the phone then he turned to zealot "go home" Zealot stared for a few minutes before grabbing his Live Laugh Love Bag and he left. Vagabond turned to the aliens as they spoke first "so no war?" Vagabond shook his head and the alien threw a samsung phone on the ground as they left with their space fleet"

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