WARNING: THERE MIGHT BE BAD WORDS D:
On a Friday (heh get it) Bouni just finished getting McWobbles for everyone in a 3 hour drive-thru, They arrived back to the apartment and they all were relieved to be back at home. Werm obviously was going to say something about this wasn't he? He always says that he-
Werm: "I HATE THIS WHY DID THAT STUPID DRIVE THRU HAS TO TAKE 3 HOURS?!?!?!?!? LIKE WHO TAKES THAT LONG JUST TO GET THROUGH A DRIVE THRU?!?!?!?"
Ofcourse, he always says that he hates stuff for no reason at all.
Bouni: "Well, maybe there might been an accident in the kitchen or so-"
Beanie: "If there was an accident in the kitchen then why would it take 3 hours? And besides I would've known if there was an accident."
Bouni: "Well... you do have a point there."
A second after Bouni opens the bag Jerald comes rushing from another room to the kitchen, where they're in. Then Jerald sits there expecting for Bouni to give him a fry.
Bouni: *Sigh* "Jerald, you can't eat these fries, they have salt on them and if you eat them you're gonna get hurt. "
Beanie: "Cmon Bouni just let him have a little bit of the fry, sharing is caring!"
Bouni: "But he's literally gonna die, you know what salt does to leeches?"
Beanie: "Maybe he's not like those kind of critters, maybe he can stand salt!"
° : "...You guys got food? Did you guys get some for me?..."
Werm: "SHUT UP ° NOBODY LIKES YOU."
Beanie: "Werm how about you shut up, your always screaming about random stuff."
Werm: "BEANIE SHUT UP I WASNT TALKING TO YOU."
Beanie (in mind): if I had a nickel for every time some said shut up, and a penny for every time I was pissed of right now, I'd have like.. 17 pennies.
Bouni: "Ok, both of you stop fighting, you're gonna scare Jerald, and sorry ° but we didn't."
° : "oh.. ok, I'll just be in my room if you guys might need me..."
Bouni starts to take food out of the bag, a Burger and fries for her, fries and a burger WITH NO CHEESE for Beanie, Fries for Werm, and some chicken nuggets for Jerald, + a bucket of fries that they all shared. As they all start eating Werm starts eating his fries, and then a lot of fries, and then alot of fries, and then alot of fries. It starts to get a bit clear that Werm might be hogging all the fries
Beanie: "HEY, SAVE SOME FOR US >:(."
Werm "NO"
Bouni "Werm you gotta share, it's not like everything is yours to keep"
Werm "WELL I DONT CARE, THESE FRIES ARE MINE"
Werm then starts guzzling down a large amount of fries from the bucket
Beanie: "OMG STOP TAKING ALL THE FRIES YOU GOTTA SHARE RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH STOP YOU HOARDY PIG."
Werm: "NO"
Beanie then lunges at Werm and the bucket of fries gets knocked over and almost hits Jerald, Beanie starts to strangle the living sh#t out of Werm while yelling
Beanie: "YOURE SUPPOSED TO SHARE YOU BOZO, SHARING IS F#CKING CARING YOU SON OF A-"
Jerald is in the corner of the room right now whimpering and shaking, all because Werm made Beanie mad from not sharing the fries.
Bouni: "CHEESUS CHRIST GOLLY BREAK IT UP YOU TOO HOLY SH#T"
Bouni pulls Beanie away from Werm, some awkward silence happens for a while until Bouni speaks up
Bouni: "Beanie, just because you made me cuss, you're getting punished."
Werm: "HAHA"
Beanie: "WHAT?!?!?!?!?! WERM LITERALLY STARTED IT"
Bouni: "Oh right, Werm you too."
Werm: "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
You guys maybe be wondering, what is the punishment? Well....
Beanie and Werm sit on separate in a meat freezer, both of them pissed off by the other.
Beanie: "This is your fault."
Werm: "did anyone ask? NO."
Beanie throws scissors at Werms face and Werms left cheek (if he even has one) gets cut
Werm: "OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Beanie: "DO YOU HAVE MEMORY LOSS OR SOMETHING YOU PEICE OF SH-"
Meanwhile, Bouni is sitting on the sofa with Jerald in her lap, she is petting Jerald to calm him down from a while ago.
Bouni: "It's ok, Jerald, it'll never happen again, I promise.."
(TIMESKIP TO THE NEXT DAY)
Beanie and Werm are still in the meat freezer, the both of them are basically just frozen now, Bouni enters the meat freezer and takes both of them out. After Bouni gets them out the meat freezer, she grabs a flamethrower and uses it on them. After thawing them Werm is literally burning because Werm is a bit flammable
Werm: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Bouni: "Be quiet."
THE END :D
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