Larchie had always had skiddy boxers.
All the kids at school constantly teased him about it, especially a certain group of kids who went by "the Ninky nonks." The group consisted of 4 members Barry, Matthew, bobby and liv.
He had been friends with bobby since they were little, he was the only one who knew about his skiddy boxers. Now everyone knows due to him not being able to keep his mouth shut.Did he tell on accident? Or was it just to piss Larchie off?
Either way, it doesn't matter. Because now everyone knows and he's being made fun of for it... the teasing had actually worsened his skids and it got so bad his mum had to put him in Skiddy therapy, and today was his first day.——————————————————————————
Larchie got off the school bus, finding himself in Mongtown, the place where he lived. All he could smell was poo. "Peee yewww" he said to himself, "this place smells skiddy."
He was on his way to therapy group when he decided to pop in the corner shop get get some lunchly and prime. The lady at the till gave a menacing smile as he walked in, thick of it by ksi was playing on the radio and Larchie was immediately cheered up from his bad day at school. He joyfully skips over to the shelf, "hm...what should i get? The pizza one or the nachooo....." he said out loud even though nobody is fucking listening is he stupid or something
After a while he decides to get the nacho one because he likes his cheese drippy bruhStumbling over to the prime isle, almost tripping over his shoe laces, he picked out some cherry flavored prime and as he walked over to the till he noticed a few familiar faces...it was liv and bobby having a crack with the cashier! Larchie felt like he was going to have a heart attack and drop dead right there and then. The two didn't seem to notice him though, liv was happily laughing with the woman at the till and bobby was looking at the chocolate bars. Despite his fears, he walked up and reached into the pockets of his jacket pulling out precisely 3 buttons, a thread of string and a piece of chewing gum. The two girls went silent giving him the most dirtiest looks ever before the cashier sweetly smiled "Thankyou! Come again!" She said, while scooping the buttons up.
"Haha, have a nice day" he says awkwardly, dashing out with his lunchly and prime. God. That was awkward.After he left, Larchie started to imagine what the therapy would be like, he thought the idea of meeting other people who had Skiddy problems would be good for him! He wanted to have some people he could relate to.
On his way there Larchie starts skidding everywhere, the skids are so bad people start tripping over. Whoops!The walk to therapy was quite pleasant even though the skids in his boxer was dripping down his leg.....
The scenery was nice though, this was a part of Mongtown he'd never seen before. As he arrived at the therapy the nervousness from before came rushing back to him and he began to enter the doors...
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Skiddy stories
HumorLarchie is tackling the struggles of having extremely skiddy boxers, being bullied and also trying to find the mastermind who merged him and and his classmate together...until one day he meets the boy of his dreams, who seems to he more skiddy than...