DIARY OF A PUNK!

Monday

My name is Matthew. I live at 49 evergreen drive. My life fucking sucks. My dad always pisses about everything. My mom is overprotective. It's terrible.
I'm in the wendigoz, a biker gang. Really it's just some guys who ride around on motorcycles and maybe get into an epic highspeed chase every few moons. This morning, I was chilling around the block with some kid. We call him Shogun because he's a total weeb and he reads manga in class. Anyways, shogun was talking about this new girl in the grade above us. Me and the other wendigoz call her Fox. Shogun told me that earlier that day fox had come up to him and the street and asked him where I was. He then said, "what the hell you want with kaneda?" (That's what they call me because I always park my bike by sliding). And then he tells me that she just looks at him with this serious stare. Like she'll bust his fucking skull open if he doesn't tell her where I am. This is getting weird. What the hell could someone older than me want with me? I don't have any beef with her! None! Then shogun stops talking. Weird. He just gets on his bike and rides away like he just saw a ghost. I turn around and oh shit it's fox. She was grinning an evil grin. Not today, though. I also got on my bike and drove away. There's no fucking way she could keep up with my bike! It's my bike! Unfortunately, she seems to have her own bike. Fox is speeding behind me. I'm terrified. Luckily, I've got a plan. I do my iconic slide to stop, and pull out a katana. It was a gift from shogun and I always keep it at hand whenever I go out on the street. You never know when someone wants to jump you.
She also slides to a stop, but she just get up and walks towards me. She's really tall. I ready my blade, when she stops and looks down. "Hey kid," she says, "I've been looking for you". I look a bit confused and ask her why. She said that I stole something from her. But that's the thing: I didn't. I had never even interacted with her until then. I told her, and then she said, "damn. Hey, you've got a weapon. Can you help me out here?" Reluctantly, I agreed. I gotta help her out. I know what it's like to have your shit stolen. So I ask her who she suspects to have done it. She gives me one name.

Big Jimmy.

Now listen, NOBODY FUCKS WITH BIG JIMMY. Not even me, and I'm the king of fucking with people. This kid also just happens to be the leader of a rival gang, The BBMF, which means the Big Bad MotherFuckers. The main members of them are genius, toadguts, and the leader, Big Jimmy. Our main members are shogun,  me (kaneda), and iron. Looks like I was gonna have to fuck with all 3 of them, and big Jimmy would be the hardest. I'm starting tomorrow. Let's hope I get to write about tomorrow.