Joe and Donald's first kiss 😔🎀

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by AceOf-Hearts_explic

by AceOf-Hearts_explic

@I-eat-children-69

WATTSHIT WONT LET ME TAG YOU GRRRRRRRRRR
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JOE BIDENS POV 😔💔

I was walking down the street, looking for my pookie wookie bear trump 😈
So we could have ourselves a jolly good time 👯‍♀️

He looked so emo and depressed after I won the election from 4 years ago, and he had to break up with the Statue of Liberty and that hippopotamus, Augustis Gloop, Rowley Jefferson, Peter Griffon, Eric Cartman, Mr Smee, looking ahh Kim Jong Un for me.

I could treat my wifey so much better that that lump of copper and Lord Farquad and Shrek love child could 🗿

I walked into our penthouse that we got free from the owner because we gave the owner back shots with a IWI Tavor until he gave us the key 😼

I stepped into the diamond encrusted elevator I bought for me and trump's personal use age in the way up, I really went all out for my Ohio rizzler baby gronk, even though we only got together ten minutes ago, and we've never even kissed yet 👁️👄👁️♥️

I opened the door to see my muffin cake dying his hair black while playing CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES and tweening on the new white couch that was covered in black hair dye and some sticky white stuff 🫨

"NO, TRUMPIE WUMPIE (wtf), DONT TURN EMO OVER THIS💔!" I screamed, but he didn't listen as he proceeded to regrow his receding hairline and cut it so have his non-existing bangs cover one of his microscopic eyes that are covered by his wrinkles

He turned to me and I saw he was wearing the eyeliner Kim Jong Un bought him for their first date ! 😡

"YOU ARE THE PIECE OF ME, I WISH I DIDNT NEED!" He started reciting the gacha clarity meme, growing ears and a tail to become the UwU wolf girl with rainbow and star dust wolf features who gets bullied because she's so different 🐺🎀

"Chasing, relentlessly... still fine and I don't know why!" He jumped down and I could hear IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?💔🦅

"No! Trump-Kun!" He was rapidly falling down the 8273382893848384748383838484848484 floors of the building, staring up at me with tears in his eyes, that were the size of my micro di—

I turned into the hybrid wolf-dragon boy and flew down to save him before he hit the ground, like always, narrowly missing.

He looked up at me with tears in his eyes, streaming down his orange skin, getting caught in his wrinkles that are deeper than the fucking Marina Trench👁️👄👁️

"B- Biden- Senpai...🎀" he muttered, getting ready to fly away with his eyelash extensions. I looked down at his lips that were crustier than the tomb of fucking Thutmose III and smiled.

I leaned down to kiss him, coughing out literal fucking dust from how crustaceous and ancient he was. A dark red tint spread across his orange skin, that made him look like the fucking fruit, in the sun.

"Don't worry, Trump-Chan, I like em old and dusty." 👁️👅👁️ I said because I'm a 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 bitch