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Megan
"You probably the dumbest bitch I know." Glo says shaking her head.
"I didn't say I was going to take her back I said I want to take her back." I defend.
I know it's dumb but a bitch can't miss her wife?
"I'm with Glo on this one. Folding this soon is sick. And it feels like you're forgetting the part where that random lady showed up on your doorstep talking about how she had Beyoncé's child." Latto says.
How could I forget? I'm mid-key traumatized behind that shit.
"It wasn't her kid." I sigh.
I definitely sound stupid as fuck, but Beyoncé said she doesn't know her and she's always owned up to her shit in the past...
So I kind of believe her.
"She's a lost cause." Latto says to Glo.
"I miss her." I whine.
"That's cool and all but you too smart to be this damn dumb, hoe. Stand up." Glo tells me.
"I'm standing." I say unconvincingly. "Okay, I'm trying to stand... can I just fuck her one more time to get it out of my system?"
"Mabel." Glo says.
"Michael." Latto retorts.
"Mandy."
"Marcus."
"Marissa."
"What are y'all doing?" I ask my best friends.
"Guessing the name of the baby you finna have." Latto says.
"Because you finna let that lady trap you with y'all's sixth damn child." Glo says holding up 6 fingers for emphasis.
"She wanna be Keke Wyatt so bad." Latto jokes high fiving Glo.
"I can't stand y'all bitches for real." I sigh rolling my eyes.
I love my friends but damn. Get off me.
"Mad at us instead of your cheating ass wife... sad." Latto chuckles.
"You took yo nigga back when he cheated, too, hoe. Don't forget." I remind her.
"I left that nigga the first time he played in my face. You left the 3rd time. My nigga went on an apology tour for a year before I took him back. Your nigga apologized once and gave up. You see the differences here?" She says.
"Y'all acting like I'm crazy for being in love."
"You are." They both say.
Ugh.
This is so aggravating.
—Later—
Omniscient
Maddie knocks on Bri's door and waits patiently for her to open up.
She has a question for her big sister.
"What?" Bri asks peering down at the 9 year old.
"How come you hate mama?" Maddie asks walking past her sister into her room and plopping down on her bed, ignoring her rude introduction.
"Damn, right out the gate with it." Bri says under her breath.
"I don't hate her." She tells her sister, sitting beside her.
"You act like you do... Should I hate her?" Madison asks tentatively.
She doesn't want to hate her mom, but she trusts her sisters more than anyone else and they all seem to hate Beyoncé. Especially Brianna.
"I don't hate her. I love her a lot. I just wish she made better choices." Bri says trying to explain in a way that the 4th grader can understand.
"What did she do wrong?"
Well, she ran off LeToya and separated the sisters, for starters.
One day, she had 2 moms, then she overheard Beyoncé telling her biological mother to leave and that they didn't need her.
And LeToya fucking did...
What kind of mother willingly leaves her children? What kind of mother separates siblings?
It had to be Beyoncé's fault.
She also, keeps finding herself in the company of other women.
The kind of company that made that lady come to Megan 'as a woman' which prompted her to move out.
Beyoncé has a horrendous habit of running Bri's mothers off so it's smoke for life.
"She... isn't always considerate of Mom's feelings." Bri answers trying to keep things age appropriate.
"Does mommy hate her?" Maddie asks.
"Mommy loves her more than anybody." Bri says fighting the urge to roll her eyes.
Megan's in love ass could never hate Beyoncé.
Even The Five Blind Boys of Alabama can see how weak Megan is around Beyoncé.
And anyone who truly knows Beyoncé knows that she's equally as weak for Megan.
They're the toxic couple that won't let each other go.
Bri actually doesn't hate her mother but she blames her for quite a bit and will never take her foot off of her neck.
Nobody can check Beyoncé but her daughters and on the rare occasion her sister or wife.
Brianna learned very early that Beyoncé holds a lot of power.
Almost limitless amounts.
Her only weakness is her family.
Bri began exploiting that weakness when she was still in diapers.
She's going to use that hack to force her into acting right.
Even if that means she has to lose another mother.
