Smurfette's splat

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In the bustling chaos of New York City, Smurfette found herself face-to-face with an unexpected adventure. She and a human woman—Grace, that’s her name!—had just crossed paths under the most bizarre circumstances. They were both equally horrified, having absolutely no idea what to make of each other. Smurfette had never seen a human quite like Grace, and Grace certainly wasn’t used to seeing tiny blue creatures stumbling around her bathroom.

Moments before, Smurfette had made an ungraceful landing in the toilet, emerging drenched and sputtering, her tiny blue form dripping with water as she looked around in bewilderment. Grace, seeing this small, blue, soaking wet creature suddenly appear, let out a horrified scream. Smurfette, equally terrified, screamed back, clutching her tiny blue hands to her face.

Then, in a panic, Grace grabbed Smurfette, her hands trembling. Without thinking, she flung Smurfette towards the bathroom window, trying to put some distance between herself and this strange creature. Smurfette soared through the air, eyes wide and mouth frozen in a tiny “O” of horror.

And then—SMACK!

Smurfette’s face collided with the window in an instant, flattening against the cold, unforgiving glass. Her nose squished upward, forming a cute little smurf-pig nose as it pressed hard against the glass. Her cheeks spread out, squishing wider than she ever thought possible, while her tiny blue lips mashed into a smushed pout. One of her eyes was scrunched shut, while the other remained half-open in a dazed expression, still processing the sheer absurdity of what just happened.

As she remained plastered against the window, her soaked hair clung messily to the glass in wet strands, framing her flattened face in a halo of dripping blonde. Water from her recent toilet encounter trickled down the window, leaving a tiny smurf-sized trail behind as she began an excruciatingly slow slide downward.

Grace, standing a few feet away, watched in shock, torn between horror and disbelief. She couldn’t quite process what she was seeing—a tiny, drenched blue creature slowly sliding down her bathroom window, leaving a smudged streak of water and tiny droplets in its wake. Smurfette, with her nose still squished flat and her lips pursed against the glass, looked thoroughly miserable as she continued her gradual descent.

Her tiny hands slapped against the glass in a feeble attempt to stop herself, but the slick surface offered no grip. Her expression was a perfect mix of mortification and frustration, her little blue forehead creased as she tried to wiggle free. Her nostrils flared slightly, fogging up a small patch of glass with each indignant breath she managed to take.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Smurfette reached the bottom of the window, landing in a small, blue puddle of water. She sat there for a moment, dazed and disheveled, her squished face slowly returning to its normal shape as she peeled herself off the glass. Her tiny blue arms crossed, and she glared up at Grace with an indignant huff, trying to regain whatever dignity she had left.

Grace, still in shock, blinked, then managed to stammer, “W-what… what are you?!”

Smurfette, still dripping and mildly annoyed, shot back, “I could ask you the same thing!”

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