*Special guest Deidara*
Deidara-So where are the condoms?
Sasuke-Hi guys, why are you talking about condoms?
Sasori-Oh, nothing
Sasuke-Where's Scribble?
Deidara-They went out on a date
Sasuke-On the phone, texts Scribble- where are you, I thought we were going ice skating?
Scribble-texts back- Sorry, I lost a bet to Itachi to go to Ihop
Sasuke-texts- Why didn't you take me you dumb b***h!
Scribble-texts- Itachi said it could only be me and him
Sasuke-texts-Dammit! ;(
(Hanges up the Phone)
Scribble-What a douche
