He opens the closet, only to find y/n losing her balance on the top of the closet, she falls right into Keehos arms, sparkles start firing.... No, it's just them screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they scream in each other's faces. "NOW WHY ARE U IN MY CLOSET? AND WHY IS MY WINDOW BUSTED." says Keeho yelling in y/n's face. "Teehee whoopsies" y/n replied. "TEEHEE? THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY?" Keeho said, accidentally spitting onto y/n's face. "EW, YOU GOT SPIT IN MY EYE!!!" y/n yelled back. "SORRY." He replied back. He dropped y/n with a pissed expression, "whoops" he said. Y/n landed on her bum, she could hear it crack. "BITCH WHY'D U DROP ME TO THE FLOOR" exclaimed y/n. Her butt was broken, she could hardly stand up. She laid on the floor, looking up at him while he had his arms on his hips. "U ANSWER ME FIRST CUS WHY U EVEN IN MY HOUSE" keeho slaps back. "cuz people like you don't tell me tea, ure like every other man. So boring even when they have the opportunity to yap" said y/n angrily. However this was a super top secret that outsiders can't know about, he didn't want her to get hurt. Keeho replied back, "BRO JUST LET IT GO, IT'S NOT EVEN THAT IMPORTANT." But to y/n, it was very important cuz Keeho never kept a secret to her even as little kids. Every other time even when she would ask, he would always tell her but this was a first for her. "WELL WHO WAS THE PERSON U WERE TALKING TO AND WHAT IS A JUNGKOOK? WHY CAN'T I KNOW, U ALWAYS TELL ME." yelled y/n, feeling betrayed by Keeho. Her eyes started to tear up, that's when u know she's serious. "Ugh let's just not talk about it." Keeho said, trying to avoid eye contact with y/n's darting eyes. She could shoot lasers out of his head, she was fuming mad. "Bro just go to sleep, i think u just going insane after the full day we had." says Keeho, still avoiding eye contact with her. Y/n extremely pissed, just gets up looking all irritated at Keeho. "U always kept ur promise to always tell ur besties ur secrets if they ask, but now u don't, so annoying." Y/N looks dead straight into Keehos eyes. Y/n childishly sits back onto the floor facing away from Keeho. She couldn't stand to look at his stupid face. "U CAN'T BE FR IT'S NOT LIKE I EVEN BETRAYED U. IT'S JUST ONE SECRET." says Keeho. But y/n knows that he's lying through his teeth even with her face faced back at him. She doesn't even need to look to see what facial expression he's making, she just knows him too well. But not well enough to know about this ONE TOP SECRET he's been keeping away from her his whole life. Keeho was sick and tired of y/n's games and just decided to drag her by the armpit hair. Dragging her butt from the floor onto his bed. "gn loser." says Keeho, rolling his eyes as he goes into bed facing his back towards y/n. Y/n was not letting Keeho go down with this little secret of his, she was going to find out against his own will.
It's 4am, y/n had laid in the bed for an hour til she noticed keeho was dead asleep. She didn't want him finding out she left the room to scavenge around his house for clues so she waited for him to go into a deep snooze. Y/n knew he was a deep sleeper, he snores very loudly and no matter how much noise she made, he wouldn't wake up. She creaks through the skinny brandy melville sized door of his room on to the brandy hallways that were obviously one size fits all. After successfully fitting into the skinny legend door, she enters through the hallways on her ballerina tip toes to not make a sound. She was as elegant as that ballerina rat Angelina. Roaming through the halls to look for some clues that could possibly answer all her questions. Who was he talking to? Be on the lookout? Who in the world is Jungkook and why is everyone so afraid of him? These questions needed to be answered ASAP or else she would burn this house down. But Y/N knew she couldn't actually jeopardise the house burning or else keeho would actually stop talking to her. She couldn't let that happen, she needed someone to yap to and listen to all her nonsense.
Y/N starts entering the grand walk-in closet that was filled with Uncle Suga's designer goods, it had interesting outfits she had never seen him wear before. From a long trench decorated in black midnight coloured Swarovski crystals to designer looking suits that she can imagine herself wearing at a Miu Miu show. As she continues to scavenge in Uncle Suga's closet, she finds a suspicious diamond encrusted button behind the jacket. Y/N couldn't resist not pressing it, she just knew that something interesting would happen if she touched it and could possibly find the answer to Keehos proclaimed secret. As Y/N's fingertips were touching the diamond encrusted button, smoke started coming out and lights were being turned on. The walls behind the rack of clothes started to slide sideways opening to a silver room. Y/N gasped in shock at what she had witnessed, she couldn't believe her eyes. Was this some kind of secret lair? NO IT WAS A BAT CAVE. Y/N screamed, "THE MF IS BATMAN" she was shocked. Her mouth was wide open in shock of the cool room she had just stumbled into. As she steps into the batcave, she notices on the sides of the room it was covered in all types of weapons and ammo. Weapons that looked like they were invented in some kind of laboratory, it seemed like they were spy gadgets. As y/n steps further into the room, an elevator door beside her opens up. Y/N the curious George that she is, obviously hops into the elevator. The elevator starts to shake into turbulence before going down towards Sugas underground layer. Ding! The elevator door opens where y/n walks out to meet herself in some sort of secret office. After she stepped out of the elevator, all of a sudden an AI bot voice can be heard echoing through the room. "𝗛𝗮𝗮𝗮𝘂𝘂𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶. 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝘃𝗲." says the AI voice in a Jennifer Coolidge voice. That's when a little bot passes by, "(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Hai there, Bethanie at ur service. ♥" Y/N was completely shocked, "OMG THIS IS WHAT THESE TWO HAVE BEEN HIDING ALL THIS TIME AND WHY IS THERE A FREAKING BATCAVE IN A RANDOM SUBURB WITH TESLA BOTS?!" After seeing all of this information, y/n could not handle all the secret stuff that was in Sugas closet. But she needed to know if this was the connection to Keehos tea. "Bethanie, I need your help. I need all the info you have about someone named Jungkook." said y/n "♥ Roger that (≧∀≦)ゞ♥"The little robot quickly shifts around the room to gather around all the file documents on the mystery man. "ohuurr lemme help too." says the Jennifer Coolidge bot, as it starts to pop up on its screen around y/n on all the documented info that Suga had kept about Jungkook.
Y/n tries reading all the info that she can get from the tesla bots helping her, reading papers saying poppy seed drugs, and other info about a planned event that will have the richest in attendance. Just then, the little Bethanie bot runs back on its one wheel with a photo of two kids. "Good job!" y/n said. "ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧" it replied back. As y/n scans the pictures she comes up with theories on who it could be. But honestly who can these two kids be? The photo was obviously not recent. "Bethanie, why are you showing me random kid pics idc about seeing photos of Keeho and his cousin right now," y/n says rolling her eyes toward the bot. "Anyways thank u tesla bots i hope u don't take over the world. But if you do, just know I've always been your number one supporter and friend." as y/n walks towards the elevator with all the paper that she can get from those tesla bots. Pieces of papers start falling down as she walks in the elevator, however she could care less, she had all the enough info she needed to know about the little secret Keeho has been refusing to tell her.
Once she got out of the elevator closet, she started screaming in the hallway towards Keeho's room saying, "FUCK YOU BITCH, I GOT THE TEA MYSELF." However, Keeho could not hear a thing because he was too dead asleep. Y/N going back through the brandy melville sized door, jumps onto Keehos bed shaking him, "GOODMORNING FAKE BESTIE, I GOT ALL THE INFO U DIDNT WANNA TELL ME." y/n screams joyfully. Keeho just mumbles under his breath, "it's 7 in the morning why are u awake, its the weekend." Y/N screams right into his ear, "IK THE BIG SECRET YOU'VE BEEN HIDING FROM ME, UR ACTUALLY PART OF A CIRCUS AND THAT GUY JUNGKOOK WHO U SAID TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DURING UR PHONE CALL, IS UR CIRCUS RING LEADER. AND U AND UR UNCLE HAVE BEEN HIDING FROM HIM FOR TWENTY YEARS." Keeho looks at her with his brows furrowed, "girl are u insa-" as keeho rolls to see y/n is carrying all the documents that are about Jungkook. "HOW DID U GET THAT?" Keeho says furiously. Keeho tries to snatch the papers out of y/n's hands, but y/n moves her hands so quickly, he couldn't even get the papers out of her hands. "Nuh uh little boy, not just yet. You've gotta tell me about these circus shenanigans. Why are you running away? Let me protect you bestie, you know I always got your back." says y/n, as she wags her little finger. Keeho hesitates a little before saying anything, but he sits up on the bed and faces his back on the bed's frame. That's when in swift motion like the flash, Keeho jumps and tackles y/n onto the ground. He could've pinned her down on the bed they were standing on but he definitely isn't that kind of girl. Equality right there. Y/N drops the documents on the floor so she kicks Keeho's in the balls and moves to gather all the documents before Keeho could get his musty hands on it. "THAT'S IT!" Keeho exclaimed, he quickly leaped into the drawer next to him and opened the compartment and grabbed a knife. He stabs y/n in the stomach in the same place that Hugh had struck her. Y/N screamed in pain but she quickly scanned the room for a weapon and found daggers lying under the bed, y/n swiftly in precise motion stabs Keeho in the shin and moves up onto his thigh. They were always over the top. This wasn't their first wolverine and deadpool fight (y/n obviously being wolverine, the superior one). They were regenerating and never dying, as their wounds were being healed instantly in a mysterious circumstance. They jumped toward one another just like the wolverine and deadpool posters. Keeho finally pins y/n one last time before holding a knife towards her neck,
"ur dead meat."
What will happen next? Will Keeho kill y/n? Or will y/n be the one to give him the final blow in a non sexual way of course.
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Secret Princess of the Mafia World
FanfictionIn the depths of a kingdom, lived a Queen whose daughter secretly gave birth. But in order to keep her safe from the evil uncle, the baby was kept far away from the kingdom. The baby, Y/N, now lives in the suburbs of a powerful nation with her fake...