Many weeks had passed since the devastating break up. The two politicians missed each other dearly, but were too stingy to make up and hadn't spoken in a while. Trump's campaigns hadn't been doing well, he was struggling to keep up with them after Biden had broken up with him. The foul orange man kept thinking about Biden's harsh words, cutting deep into him like a razor blade. Trump sat at his desk, crying off his atrocious fake tan, he missed his beloved Biden and felt absolutely devastated. "How could he just abandon me like that??? 🤬🥺🥺😭 DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??!!?‼️‼️🤬🤬🤬" Trump thought angrily, Biden had been ghosting him since the break up and he couldn't take it anymore!! Trump had been putting up with Biden pretending like he didn't exist for TOO LONG! He couldn't stand his lover ignoring him like this anymore!!! Suddenly Trump got a brilliant idea, a devious plan to gain back Biden's attention and empathy. The evil orange smirked, knowing this plan would work effectively! He decided to plan an assassination attempt, he would hire someone to shoot at him then Trump would know exactly when to dodge the bullet, it would strike his ear, making him look like an American hero! 🦅🤠🇺🇸🏈 "Yes... this will gain back my followers and Biden's attention 😈!" Trump thought evilly. Trump wiped his tears and fixed his fake tan, then he decided to put his plan into action, making sure to secretly notify the correct people beforehand.
*At the Trump Rally 🤡🍊⛑️*
"WE NEED TO DEPORT THOSE FILTHY SCHEMING ILLEGALS!!!! 🤬🤬👹👹" "WE NEED TO SECURE THE BORDER TO KEEP THOSE FILTHY IMMIGRANTS OUT OF OUR GREAT COUNTRY 🇺🇸🦅🤠‼️ MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!" Trump exclaimed angrily 🤬🤬🤬!!!! "YASSS RACIST QUEEN 🤴🏼😍 WE LOVE YOUR XENOPHOBIA AND BIGOTRY🥰🥰 !! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️" His racist followers cheered him on excitedly!!
Then, all of a sudden, Trump's secret plan had been put into action, bullet after bullet rung out into the rally and all chaos broke loose!!! The bullets had been fired at Trump and missed, except for the one Trump had timed perfectly to hit his ear! Trump stood up after being hit just as he had planned, striking a narcissistic nationalistic pose 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️! Afterwords, he had been carried off into an ambulance, and then the diabolically foul man smirked, knowing that his evil plan had worked perfectly.
(A/N: Ok but in all seriousness, RIP to the victims of that atrocious shooting. It was so messed up and I hope their families are doing well.)
*Several hours later at the hospital 🏥 *
The orange cheeto dust man lay in the hospital bed, waiting impatiently to be let out. "Do they even KNOW who I AM?? 🤬🤬🤬!!!" He thought angrily, as a nurse tended to his wounds. Trump rolled his eyes like an annoyed toddler when the hospital staff had told him he had to stay overnight. "Ugh... why can't I just go home and talk to Biden-kun already?? 🤬🤬‼️‼️" Trump thought angrily 😡, but still decided to stay in the hospital overnight to help his evil plan seem real. Finally, the next morning, Trump was let out of the hospital to go back home.
*At 🍊🤡 Trump's house*
Trump anxiously picked up his phone hoping his plan would work. *📱: 50 missed calls from 💕Joey-kun💕* Trump's heart started racing and he smiled from ear to ear, he had finally gotten his ex lover to notice him!!! Trump decided to call Biden, hoping to rekindle their romantic relationship again 👴🏻❤️👨🦳.
The phone rang out, and Trump anxiously awaited Biden to pick up... "D-Donald-chan??!?!!! 🥺" Biden asked, concerned and emphatic. "Hello Joey-kun... 🥺" Trump responded. "D-Donald... Are you alright??!!!?!!!" Biden asked, his voice was shaking and he was very concerned. Trump smirked, knowing his plan had worked perfectly. 😈 "Yes Joey... I am alright... they got my ear Joey-kun, but I survived, it was so scary babe 🥺🥺!" Trump replied. Biden let out a relieved sigh, "Well, I'm just glad that you're okay Trump-chan... look I'm sorry for what I said earlier I didn't mean it Donald-chan🥺🥺" Biden said. "I know I said I hate you but the truth is... I don't hate you at all! I miss you so much Trump-chan... and I love you 🥺🥺💕." Biden exclaimed, showing his true emotions. "R-really??!!!"
Trump exclaimed, beaming with happiness! "Yes baby, 👴🏻❤️" Biden exclaimed, "I'm so sorry for ignoring you Trump-chan... maybe we should work things out in couple's therapy again..." Biden added. "Yes babe 😍👨🦳, that sounds great! 🥰🍊🤡 I've really missed seeing you! 🥹🥹" The dorito dust man exclaimed happily. "Alright, I'm so glad that you're okay baby boy! 😘😘😘👴🏻 I'll see you in couple's therapy! 🥰🥰😘😘👴🏻" Biden exclaimed, and hung up. Trump stared at his phone with a smile. He was so glad his devious plan had worked perfectly, and he had effectively rekindled his love with the decrepit decaying dinosaur old man 👴🏻❤️👨🦳🥰.
