tds oneshots omg!!!!!!!

--♡◇ Your Majesty. ◇♡--

(ough they make me sick..... so joyous..... also uhm a bit of angst errr what the sigma!!!!!)
(umbra x penumbras reddit request,, it pained me to write this because this is such a dry unseasoned ship but hopefully i managed to make it slightly enjoyable)

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He has never seen her like this.
So miserable.
She's usually never by herself.
A rebellious queen, impulsive, 'layed back', if you will.
She's changed.
Why is she like this?
So much confusion, so much dread,
He felt like it was his fault.
The feeling was definitely mutual.
Although soon, negative feelings will turn to be positive.
He hoped.

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A knock brought Umbra out of her thoughts.
She snarled
'probably one of those OTHER fuckass guards.'
She thought.
Although, the soft, concerned voice of her loyal guards came through the thick walls.

(ok actually I'm sorry I'm not cooking letme lock the fuck in)

"What. What could you possibly want."
She hissed
He flinched in response.
She has never yelled at him.
".. Are you okay? You're much quieter."
He hated saying his queen was different.
He never liked change.
It's better when everything's the same.
It should always be that way.
"..is that necessarily a bad thing? I'd hope you'd do it someday."
..ouch
"..well.. no.. nothing about you is bad."
There was silence.
Hesitation, if you will.
Umbra was never good at trust.
She thought about it this time.
A change to her impulsive acts.
Footsteps came closer.
The sound of a door unlocking made Penumbras' breath hitch.
"How could you care so much."
Umbra managed to mutter out.
She looked rough.
She wore a shirt that said, 'I paused my game to be here'
FOR SOME REASON?? 😭
Although her hair was still flawless.
A good way to get her in a slightly good mood!
".. You're still beautiful, in my opinion."
second-hand embarrassment
"..what?"
Umbra snapped back with a confused look.
He ran his fingers through her hair.
"You're always beautiful, your majesty."
He had a soft look in his eyes.
A genuine one.
A stare that Umbra could trust.
Her hands interlocked with his.
Her tail wrapped around her own ankles, her own feeling of comfort.
She sighed, still having that stern look, although it was a bit softer.
"..come in."

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Her chubby body layed against the bed, she seemed tired.
She almost fell asleep right there.
His hand held hers.
His hand was so warm.. he must've been working earlier.
She still looked so beautiful.. hell, when doesn't she?
He couldn't help but stare.
Her eyes darted to her knight.. she looked mad..
"What do you want from me."
She growled.
Her words were so harsh, but he loved it. (NO DIDDY)
"..just.. staring.."
He muttered.
"..why am I like this."
The other grumbled into her pillow.
"I just wanna play dress to impress in peace."
..there's no fucking way she just said that shit.
She's having an emotional breakdown, but she only cares about her dti vip.
She was so unserious, butt that's okay,
He still loves her.
She rolled onto her back and put her hand onto his.
She just needed comfort.
She's never trusted anyone like this.
Trusting someone was a huge risk to her.
Although, she's willing to take that risk for him.

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She sighed.
"I miss him."
WHO?? WHO DID SHE MISS.
"..who..?"
He muttered out.
"..you wouldn't understand."
"..don't gatekeep your lore vro."
She sighed as she stuffed her face into the pillow.
".. you know that fuckass tower guy.. that expendable.. uh.. scout?"
"Yeah?"
"Im... uhh.... basically his mom."
"..WHAT."
What the fuck.
IS THAT THE REASON SHE DIDN'T DEFEAT THE TOWERS?
"Like.. biologically"
He cooed.
"Nonono.. like.. I found him.. on a street.."
"I could've killed him.. I SHOULDVE KILLED HIM."
"..but I didn't."
"I felt bad. He was a child. I couldn't hurt a child.. I mean, that's someone's kid"
".. I just took him in.. I let him near me without screaming.. or.. yelling. I HAD TOLERANCE. Unlike myself now."
..
Does she trust him that much?
She's not screaming, necessarily not at him.
.. Does she actually not hate him?
"I realized.. I couldn't handle a child, so I just gave him to someone else."
"I can't raise anyone. Let alone raise them to be like me."
..
"I don't think your too bad."
He spat out, why would he say that..?
"..of course you do."
She snarled.
"..I'm sorry."
She muttered.
"..it's okay, I think I'm bad too!"
He giggles.
"WHAT? nono I meant like, for yelling at you constantly and just being horrible to you."
Penumbras chuckled.
"I'm kidding, I just play dumb to lighten the mood sometimes, yknow?"
She had a soft look in her eyes.
A look of trust.
She laughed.
"Me too bud, me too."

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(here's umbra being a horrible mom chat!!!!! (I stole this from a show chat please get the reference)

The child was crying.
AGAIN.
Why was taking care of a kid so hard? She should just eat it or something..
No, that'd be wrong.
She shushed the child as she held it's small body on her arms.
"Hey.. there there"
She whispered to it.
"Be quiet.. go to sleep.."
It continued to whine.
She growled.. no.. she couldn't be mean.. tolerance, Umbra.
She sighed as she lifted the child up so that it could see her face more clearly.
"Hey, really.. stop crying.. you have a lot to look forward to, yknow?"
"A normal, human life on earth.."
Something she's never had.
"Mortgage repayments, a nine to five.."
Something she wishes to never have..
"A persisting nagging sense of spiritual emptiness.."
"Save the tears for later."
She mumbles as she sets the child down..

(I'm so sorry chat that was rlly bad ujm.... errr.............. I'm so baked sorry if there's any mistakes okxbye I don't feel like typing thi