So the other day, my mom bought a HUGE jug of lemon juice for her cooking (because she uses it often) and I came home from school I realized I was alone.
(I don't know if any of you know, but nothing, good ever happens when I'm home alone.)
So, I saw this bottle of lemon juice and my insane brain thought, "Hey, I should make some homemade lemonade. Just enough for me to drink!"
So, I go to the fridge and grab that bottle of lemon juice, I grab two of those mini packets of sugar, and I added those ingredients and I mixed those ingredients together. Just lemon juice and a little sugar.
Just lemon juice and a little sugar.
Then I thought "Alright. Let's take a drink."
Now, I didn't take a 'sip'. I took a CHUG. And I learned, the hard way, you add water to lemonade. A LOT of water. And to let you know, I could have sworn I saw my life flash before my eyes, it was that bad. And then I realized, "This sure does knock you back into your senses. It would be perfect for after a BBC episode."
"Perfect after a BBC episode."
So this new concoction shall be called the "Knock You Back Into Reality After A BBC Show".
Ingredients:
- A couple ounces of "Nature's Nectar 100% Lemon Juice (just enough for a mouthful, or two)
- 1-2 Packets of Sugar
Instructions:
Depending on amount of agony and/or shock your feeling depends on how much sugar and lemon juice you add.
For example: The Pond's Dying, Sherlock's Fall etc. add more lemon juice than sugar. For anything else, I suggest you add a little water.
Add everything together and knock that baby down like its your 21st birthday!
(WARNING: You may or may not see your life flash before your eyes from the sourness. This is designed to bring you back into reality after a terrible BBC episode. You've been warned.)
