2 wrongs & 1 right

part 1 - kidnapped by a psycho

A/N: hey guys! I hope you like my story! My big sister watched this show and I thought the characters were cool and stuffz. I hope she doesn't read this because she is obsessed with one of the love interestz. The Mc is also plus sizd. Shout out to my bus bestie nix for helping me write this ❤️

I was peaceful dream about my man, when I sudden here my first crap of the morning coming.

I ran the bathroom, and sharted everywhere! Then I realized that, this ain't my home...

(A/N: Here is where where bus Pookie helped)

I look in the wal and see a picture of Craig and Jesus.He was not my pookie! My McDreamy! He definitely didn't have my nic money for me.

I hear a knock at the door. "Get the fuck off the toilet, I have to piss." He screamed.

"Shut it, Pookie!" I yelled.

"Shut it, Shrek." He replied. "Actually, more like the fucking dragon but less pretty."

I ran out of the bathroom crying. "I hate retards like you!" I said to the short 12 y/o boy with white hair. He had a skateboard and a bruised face.

"Bitch, how did you know?! MY BROTHER TOLD YOU DIDN'T HE? I'LL KILL HIM FOR STALKING ME!"

As I ran through the from lawn, I bumped into someone. I hated living in Florida.

"My, my," a low, deep voice said. "I have never seen someone so... pathetic."

I accidentally shimmy away, before being yanked back. I look at the man with the beet red hair. He looked like he'd kill me.

I love it.

"You're disgusting." He said. "Like a plump watermelon." He smirks. "You look like a fake emo with your rainbow hair."

I blush. His insults made me feel... good. "Pookie." I said and he laughed.

"I'll kill you if you say that again."

"That's my prey you're talking to." A different male voice said. I turn and look at him. He looked like a praying mantis and a pretty woman mixed together. "She's all mine." I blush.

"Calm down, calm down, I know I'm good lookin'." I laughed at my joke.

It wasn't funny, they were dead silent.

"Nevermind, you can have her." The Praying Mari's man said.

"HELL NO, KEEP THAT HUMPBACK WHALE BITCH!" The red head said. "Plus, can't you just kill her?"

"With that built in fat shield? No." The pretty man said.

I began to cry, and I ran off.

A/n: thx 2 @snailbugmcgee for being mah frend nd helpin me 2 write dis story!!! luv u bestie!!