Male Beauty Pageant

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"Guess what Natsu!!!" I run to my pink haired friend, holding a flyer.

"I just found a job in the next town over that pays 500,000 jule," I squeal, "And all we have to do is make sure nothing happens to a beauty pageant."

"Hmm okay, that's great...." Natsu says uninterested.

I smash the flyer onto the table, "Fine if you want to act like that, then I will just go by myself...maybe I'll even be in the contest." I say walking away.

"NO NO, I'm coming," he says hopping up.

I chuckle as I hear Natsu running after me.

"I'll also come," Happy says flying past me.

Natsu and Happy fly off to pack a little bag while I run to my house to do the same. Soon we all meet up at the train station and begin our journey to the beauty pageant. Our squad goes to the address of the job request, which happens to be a mansion, a beautiful mansion. I knock on the door and a middle aged man walks out.

"Hellooooo, my name is Pubert" the man says shaking our hands happily, "you must the wizards sent to me."

"Yep, we are here to protect your beauty pageant." I say smiling.

"Ohhhh and you brought a boy," he says inspecting Natsu, "he's not the most,
'put together,' but he'll work."

"What do you mean by that buddy," Natsu growls.

"No, yeah, what do you mean," I second.

"Uh, I totally need an inside man for my beauty pageant," Pubert says, "the winner receives a lot of money so I can't have anyone cheating."

"But why is Natsu the inside guy? Shouldn't it be a girl or something," I question.

"Uh, noooo, this is a boy's beauty pageant. Don't you know anything? It's the biggest in the nation, and last year some bitch cheated," he huffs.

"A boy beauty pageant?" Natsu stares blankly.

"Pfft, Bahahhaha," Happy says pointing, "Natsu... in...a beauty PAGENT," he begins rolling on the ground.

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING," Natsu yells, "I can totally be in a beauty pagent," Natsu quickly strikes his best model pose.

"You are kinda...cute," Pubert says ripping  open Natsu's vest to reveal his abs.

We all blush in unison and Natsu scrambles to cover himself up. 

"Alright, I'll show you to your room. Dinner is at 7, don't be late. The pageant starts at 11 tomorrow, and I need this cutie to act like a dapper gentleman," he says slapping Natsu's butt.

"Natsu's getting hit on by a dude," Happy whispers to me.

I can't help but giggle as I look at Natsu's flustered face.

The man shows us to a giant room in the mansion, our giant room. ONE enormous bed sits against the wall in the grandest bedroom ever and attached to it is a beautiful master bathroom.

"Please get comfortable and come for dinner later this evening." he says, "and just remember my door is alllways open," he winks at Natsu.

"Ooooo Natsu's got a boyfriend," Happy sings.

"Shut up you stupid cat," Natsu says punching Happy out of the air.

"Natsu, we have to get you pageant ready," I say as I catch him picking his nose, "THAT MEANS PROPER AND WELL BEHAVED."

"You are pretty well spoken...for the most part. Clothes are not it. Poise, definitely not. This is gonna be so much work," I groan grabbing at my hair.