So I love solarballs chatfic and I couldn't find more and I NEED more so I made my own because why not???😝
TW:Ships definitely
Irizz probably idk
out of character and breaking the 4th wall
a lot of bad humor and some slurs but PLEASE DONT ATYACK M...
Earth🌎: wassup gang!!!😝😝😝 Mars and Venus come to my orbit I gyatt to show you two something 😱😜
Venus👺: what in the actual fuck you want?😒
Mars🫃: Okay I'm coming bbg!!!🫃
Earth🌎: yea you better cum😝
Venus👺: WHAT
Mars🫃: HLEP WHAT
Earth🌎: sorry just felt a bit freaky🤑
Earth🌎 adds 1 person to the gc
Earth🌎 changes the name of "earth's moon" to "Luna🌕"
Luna🌕: Sorry don't come over Earth accidentally drank 2 alchohol bottles.. That's why I am added here because I need to tell you guys and I forced Earth to add me here
Mars🫃: awh man I was almost there🥺😭
Venus👺: ew why is a moon here but also L Mars
Mars🫃: grrr die😡😡😡
Venus👺: no ty I feel great of being alive💜
Earth🌎: I want Venus and Mars inside me rn💜💜💜
Venus👺: WHAT
Mars🫃: WHOAAAH
Luna🌕: EARTH????
Earth🌎: What? I'm saying the truth😒
Mars🫃: GET YO FREAKY ASS OUTTA HERE😭😭😭
Venus👺: I don't want to be near that freak😖
Luna🌕: be glad you don't orbit around him😒
Venus👺: I am glad💜
Luna🌕: die you faggot
Venus👺: your the faggot here😒
Luna🌕: 🤥
Venus👺: SHUT UP DIE
Mars🫃: oh BTW Luna how did Earth even get drunk??
Venus👺: yea how did he?
Luna🌕: so there was just 2 paint alcohol bottles floating around and Earth got bored of sniffing lines so he drank the 2 bottles and now he's drunk
Venus👺: At this point your the responsible one instead of your planet
Mars🫃: yeaa
Luna🌕: tell me something I dont know 😒
Mars🫃: I fucked your planet when you were with Titan😁
Luna🌕: ...WHAT.. WHAT. DIE. KYS. GO TOWARDS THE SUN ASSHOLE.
Mars🫃: HELP WHAT I WAS KIDDING IMWAS JOKING I SWEAR
Luna🌕: I HOPE BOTH OF YOUR MOONS CRASHES INTO YOU TURNING INTO RINGS.
Mars🫃: WHAT.
Venus👺 takes 5 screenshots
Luna🌕: why 5???
Venus👺: so I can print them out and hang it around the solar system ofc😒
Luna🌕: die💜💜💜
Venus👺: no ty💜💜💜💜
Earth🌎: erm whag skibid alpha sigma Ohio gyatt rizzler is going on??👶 I swear these hoe's be tryping over mee🧒🧒🧒🤭🤭🤭🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Mars🫃: HELP
Luna🌕: Earth go to sleep.
Earth🌎: NOOOO GRRR ALPHA ROARS AS I PUNCE ONTO YOU AND RELEASES MY ALPHA INNER AND PISSESON YOU LIKE R KELLY STYLE
Luna🌕: WHAT.
Sun🔥🌞 muted Earth🌎 for a whole day
Sun🔥🌞: NO MORE WEIRR SHIT🔥🔥🔥
Luna🌕: finally now goodbye hoes i need tot ake care of my planet
Venus👺: I hope you crash into an astroid Luna💜💜💜
Mars🫃: I'm gonna make you a little sibling Luna with Earth💜💜💜
(ends it right here 😝)
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