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*petrasfather has joined the chat*
*classicmilf has joined the chat*
*imnotgay has joined the chat*
*purplequeen has joined the chat*
*supremered has joined the chat*

Purplequeen: hello?
Supremered: Hi!
Purplequeen: who are you?
Petrasfather: what the fuck is this
Supremered: I'm Kate
Imnotgay: Um I am gay first of all
Petrasfather: god I need to get out of here
Classicmilf: already tried that
Purplequeen: ok can you guys slow down my head feels like it's spinning
Supremered: sorry darling

*yikes has joined the chat*

Imnotgay: seriously who chose these names
Purplequeen: the real question is how did we all get here
Yikes: who are you guys?
Petrasfather: first of all introduce YOURSELF
Classicmilf: I swear this generation has lost all its manners
Yikes is typing...
Classicmilf: why can't we get out of this and I agree with imnotgay who made these names? And what is a 'milf'?
Yikes: I'm Sheba
Supremered: I don't like her. You'll realize that's a big deal once you get to know me
Imnotgay: once we get to know you?
Classicmilf: I mean she's got a point. We're all stuck here, might as well get to know each other
Petrasfather: classicmilf you're so proper even through text using punctuation and shit are you stuck up in real life too
Yikes is typing...
Classicmilf: you know I thought out of all of them, I could count on you. I use punctuation because it makes more sense. You illiterate reprobate
Supremered: hey no name calling!
Yikes: god I retyped my message so many times cause you guys are all over the place!
Purplequeen: who don't you like, Kate?
Supremered: whoever 'yikes' is. Gives me weird vibes even through the phone
Classicmilf: finally one thing we can agree on
Imnotgay: I mean I agree
Yikes is typing...
Petrasfather: well I don't like most people so that's not a challenge for me
Yikes: you guys literally just met me!
Classicmilf: your point is?
Imnotgay: I like you classicmilf
Classicmilf: that's actually kinda sweet but I'm taken
Imnotgay: good thing I'm not gay apparently

lady.of.light joined the chat

Imnotgay: ffs how many people are in here??
Classicmilf: what does 'ffs' mean
Supremered: I think she was trying to be respectful and not spell it out
Petrasfather: or lazy. It means for fucks sake
Imnotgay: don't call me lazy.
Petrasfather: don't act like it
Supremered: guys let's relax
Imnotgay: if I could see you... I eat men like you for breakfast
Petrasfather: well I'm not a man so try again
Purplequeen: ...
Classicmilf: well shit
Lady.of.light: what's going on here?
Imnotgay: my bad I feel like an ass now
Petrasfather: right
Supremered: well why's your name petrasfather if you're not a man? Not to misgender you or anything
Petrasfather: I don't really care. It's something I said once I'm not sure how whoever created this knows about it
Purplequeen: must've said it where people could hear I guess
Petrasfather: unless a child made this I'm not sure how they'd know
Supremered: I'm sorry... what
Yikes: child?
Supremered: shut up
Imnotgay: literally someone kick her out please
Classicmilf: I second that
*imnotgay removed yikes from the chat*
Supremered: hallelujah
*yikes was added to the chat*
Classicmilf: fuck me
Petrasfather: someone's getting passionate
Imnotgay: I'm sure you're beautiful classicmilf and I really would if I was gay
Supremered: I'm going to shoot someone

*femme fatale has joined the chat*

Femmefatale: can I watch?
Imnotgay: guess we don't have to wonder why her name was chosen
Yikes: you guys are assholes
Lady.of.light: watch your language young lady
Classicmilf: now who are YOU?
Lady.of.Light: it's literally in my name. However Galadriel is my common name
Imnotgay: excuse me? Common name?
Lady.of.light: yes.
Supremered: you're interesting
Yikes: well GALADRIEL you wanna scold the others too for being mean to me?!
Lady.of.light: that's none of my concern
Purplequeen: guys how about we go back and start on the right foot. Let's just introduce ourselves. Even if we already have let's just start a clean slate.
Imnotgay: fine. Only because you sound hot. Name's Lou
Supremered: Kate
Classicmilf: Carol
Lady.of.Light: Galadriel
Purplequeen: Florence
Petrasfather: That's a pretty name ;). Lydia
Yikes: Sheba
Imnotgay: well this is great but I have to go I've got... things to do
Petrasfather: Me too

*petrasfather and imnotgay have left the chat*

Yikes: well I guess that leaves the 5 of us
Supremered: actually 4. Bye. Bye Florenceee
Purplequeen: bye darling 😘

*supremered had left the chat*

Yikes: I don't get why she doesn't like me
Purplequeen: she just doesn't know you is all once she does she'll feel differently
Classicmilf: you know I actually really like you, Florence. However I have to disagree. That's not going to change
Yikes: how do you even know that? You're just mean
Femmefatale: you act like a child. You're entitled. Are rude to people you don't even know. Make people's lives miserable... should I go on?
Classicmilf: you've been very quiet miss...?
Femmefatale: Lilith. Lilith Ritter
Yikes: oh how formal Miss Ritter. Shall I bow now
Purplequeen: I hate to say it but Sheba, honey. You're an ass
Classicmilf: that's gotta hurt
Femmefatale: even the nice one doesn't like you, damn
Yikes: fuck you guys.

*yikes has left the chat*

Femmefatale: ok now that the girl left. Can someone catch me up?
Purplequeen: define 'catch up'
Classicmilf: yeah a LOT has happened
Lady.of.Light: essentially there was 3 women before Sheba left. Petrasfather is Lydia. Imnotgay is Lou. Supremered is Kate. A lot of fighting, there's really nothing else to know
Femmefatale: there's quite a few 'L' names... interesting
Purplequeen: well I'd love to stay and chat but I've got to get going. Bye guys
Classifmilf: see ya later
Lady.of.light: á na márië
Femmefatale: goodbye

*purplequeen has left the chat*

Classicmilf: I've got to be on my way too. Having lunch with a friend
Femmefatale: same here well not lunch but I've got to see a man about a dog

*classicmilf and femmefatale have left the chat*

Lady.of.light: I always forget how odd mortals are...

*lady.of.light has left the chat*

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