A/n hello my party people! Ive been too lazy to update due to the awesomeness of anime but I am updating now!
I hope you all at least somewhat like our humor but if you don't well... We are an acquired taste so if you don't like us acquire some taste.
~CrunchQueen
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Kailyn's POV
I walk into the room and lock my door once it's closed. It's been unanimously decided that I need a shower by the voices inside my head and I think you all agree.
As I walk into the bathroom attached to my room I look at my funky face in the mirror.
My nose all the way to the middle of my neck had Liam's lollipop blood dried onto it or smudged everywhere. I swear it looked like I bit someone.... Oh wait.
I giggle at my silliness and turn on the faucet.
*one hour later... Don't judge i get distracted easily*
I walk out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around my body and another in my hands drying my hair. What did you expect i have no clean clothes and I locked the door, so I doubt anyone is going to walk in.
Or so I thought.
"Well hello there", a husky voice said from behind me as I sat on the edge of the bed.
Ok just let me explain something to you guys. I get scared very easily when I zone out and my reflexes are awesome. So most of the time someone gets hurt.
Like right now...
My elbow jerked back and landed straight on a nose, I think anyway. The guy groaned and rolled away on the bed until he fell off and onto the floor with a harsh thud.
"Whoops, sorry Curly, but it wasn't smart to sneak up on a girl in a towel. What are you doing in here anyway?"
He crawls back on the bed slowly while groaning in pain... Wuss.
"Zayn and I wanted to show you something cool in the house and I told him to go on ahead while I wait for you. Plus, I had a key so it wasn't that hard to get in", he said smugly in a nasally voice.
I gave him that 'I am unamused' face and clutch my towel closer to my body
"Yeah well, I don't have clothes so don't expect me to be coming out any time soon. Now Sir Peeper, leave before I remove your testicles."
He chuckled and got an annoying smirk on his face as he leaned closer to me.
"I could lend you some of my clothes if you want."
My eyes narrow at him as I got a great idea.
I raise my leg slowly as I turn around giving him a devious smile. My foot meets with his groin and pushes him roughly until Curly falls off the bed holding his crotch.
Did I ever mention I love to see people in pain?
"Just bring me a pair of sweatpants I can wear my shirt again."
I hear him grunt in response and crawl to the door as the corners of my mouth pull into a smirk.
When he gets back I change quickly in the bathroom and walk out into the hall wear the one they call Harry waited.
"You look good in my clothes", he says slyly.
I do a dramatic hair flip," are you saying I look terrible in any other clothes and even in yours I don't even look great or terrific? To you I just look 'good'."
He starts stuttering as if unsure how to respond, but gives up after a 'glare' from me.
Wow, I love messing with people's minds.
Ellie's pov
I giggled and covered my face with sweater paws. I had stolen Zayn's jacket and replaced with my overworn faux leather hoodie. " this thing is so big and it smells good!" this cause Zayn to look away and cough awkwardly.
God he was boring.. oh! I can sing till curly gets back! I start to clear my throat and make weird sounds as I did so. That obviously earned a confused look and a small chuckle from gigantor number five whom was leaning against the wall.
I finally picked a song and started singing at a random part "you push me against the wall and I can feel your hips and the bittersweet moveme-" right at that part Kailyn tackles me and covers my mouth. "NO BAD ELLIE! WE DO NOT SING SONGS LIKE THAT! THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE SAFETY SETTINGS ON YOUR LAPTOP!" she lectured me a bit longer till Harry finally spoke up
"so are you and shorty gonna keep arguing or can I unlock the door?" he questioned clearly talking to Kailyn. "go ahead pedo bear!" he rolled his eyes and stepped over us unlocking the door and pushing it open.
I'm about one hundred percent sure my jaw hit the floor seeing all the video games. Kailyn dragged me in and there was like three shelves of animes and managas...I think I died and went to heaven! wait never mind CurlyMC Pervert was still here, I crawled over to the couch and climbed up peeking over the top to look at all the video games.
Kailyn was already pulling out manga after manga and surpringsly Zayn joined her after setting my jacket next to me. I had a sly grin on my face watching the two, Kailyn possibly unaware that Zayn was awkwardly sitting next to my boo.
I was blissfully unaware that someone was standing behind me as I slowly reached for Tekken 5 , suddenly I was pulled back just barely grabbing the game. "no no touching me when i'm looking at these beautiful works of art!" I yelled at Harry while plugging in the PS4. Clearly these idiots have never actually used anything in here and they just took off all the wrappings on the video games.
I slid out from behind the TV and sat on the floor grabbing a random controller. I handed a controller to Harry pouting slightly, I noticed he has no trouble holding the controller due to his larger hands.
I chose versus and started going through players looking for my personal favorite. I was too lost in my own world to notice the boy had moved down to sit next to me until he waved his hand in front of my face "heeelllooo? anyone home? I kinda wanna start playing!"
He smirked when i stuck my tongue out finally settling on Christie Monteiro. he had chosen Marshall law causing me to roll my eyes and accidentally mumble a 'seriously?' aloud "Yes seriously Miss. Monteiro!" he joked nudging my side "at least I'm hot!" I quickly retorted putting my curly hair up in a bun.
"keep it down you curly haired fucks!" clearly Kailyn yelling at us from the other side of the couch. "you're just jealous of the curls!" we yelled in unison which earned a reply from those two "no we really aren't!"
Harry and I giggled a bit before focusing on the game. We all kinda lost track of time..
A/n hey guys sorry my half sucked. i will try to update again soon but i do have someone special visiting. hope you guys enjoyed it !
