Featuring: Transgender Reader (no pronouns used), Georgie Cooper, Sheldon Cooper and Missy Cooper
Trans!Reader: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Missy: You could lose a few.
Sheldon: You could be less lazy.
Georgie: Don't be such a bitch.
Trans!Reader: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Georgie: What are the hardest things to say?
Sheldon: I was wrong.
Missy: I need help.
Trans!Reader: Worcestershire sauce.
Trans!Reader: I told Georgie to grab snacks for everyone.
Sheldon, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Trans!Reader, Georgie, and Missy raise their hands*
Trans!Reader: Hey, Sheldon, how are you doing?
Sheldon: I have hit my head three times, I've lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Trans!Reader: Oh, ok! That's pretty good!
Sheldon: Yup!
Trans!Reader: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Sheldon: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Trans!Reader: I know right!
Missy: Are they okay?
Georgie: I don't think they are.
Trans!Reader: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?
Georgie: Anchovies and pineapple.
Sheldon: I like beets!
Missy: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?
Trans!Reader: I'm disowning all of you.
Trans!Reader: *tapping fingers on table*
Sheldon: *taps fingers back furiously*
Missy: ...What's going on?
Georgie: Morse code. They're talking.
Trans!Reader: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Sheldon: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Georgie: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Missy: Weight loss? Drink water.
Sheldon: Clear skin? Drink water.
Trans!Reader: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Missy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Trans!Reader does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Sheldon: If Trans!Reader were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Trans!Reader jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Georgie: You jump off a cliff!
Sheldon: Gladly, provided Trans!Reader did first.
Missy, Georgie & Trans!Reader: *screaming*
Sheldon: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Trans!Reader?!
Missy: Wait, why are you asking Trans!Reader that when Georgie and I are also here?
Sheldon: Because Trans!Reader wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Missy: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Sheldon: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Georgie, can I have your credit card?
Georgie: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Sheldon: Thanks. Now Trans!Reader, break down the door!
Georgie: Huh!?!
Trans!Reader: ARE YOU-
Georgie: Fucking.
Trans!Reader: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Georgie: Fucking.
Trans!Reader: IDIOT!
Missy: ...What was that?
Georgie: Sheldon banned Trans!Reader from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
Georgie: Those darn tall old people.
Sheldon: Darn em' indeed.
Missy: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Trans!Reader: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Trans!Reader: Hahaha.
Trans!Reader: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
