My System

Who

03:
Whomst the fuck was that
near front that had a spikey
ass kinda back-

Zhongli:
I am unaware, 
I was only making sure
that it did not make chaos 
for you

03:
Protector Zhongli comes in
clutch, thank you much

Zhongli:
Of course.

Angel/Anthony:
No idea toots! They/it/idk-
were there one minute and
gone the next- 

03:
Do you even know
what they looked like?

Angel/Anthony:
Things get real funky up
around the front so no,
think of it like looking through
a foggy funhouse mirror

03:
Oh that's not fun-

Rismo:
Which is why I don't
come near front anymore

03:
You don't come near front
because you're a tall ass twink
and I don't have clothes to suit
your glamourous ass tastes

Rismo:
It's a travesty honestly

Angel/Anthony:
And because toots told you
to not turn her brother into
your personal attendant

Rismo:
He offered!

03:
Absolutely not

Rismo:
Blasphemy
Rich people erasure

03:
Yes :)

Rismo:
Bitch-

03:
The one and only

Angel/Anthony:
Aht, no, I'm here too

03:
That's true, we're a pair
of bad bitches

Angel/Anthony:
Damn straight

---:
I find you are all very easy
to stray from your main topic

03:
blink-

Angel/Anthony:
Don't look at me, I don't
know who said/typed that 
out either

03:
I can't identify them-

Zhongli:
Tall and male, on the masculine side

03:
Well they left so we can't ask them
anything either-

Angel/Anthony:
maybe a new alter that 
hasn't fully formed yet
just happened to end 
up near front?

Zhongli:
That is possible, new alters
tend to not know where to
go and get lost-

03:
The brain is getting flashes of things
and I can't fuckin figure out what
is truth and what is imagination

Melissa:
His name is Smaug

Penelope:
We're having tea

Roxxanna:
He is a new alter.
Large build, grey skin, an odd
mix of reserved and brash

03:
I don't know a character
named Smaug so he's 
not an introject-

Zhongli:
New alters are becoming a common
theme these days

03:
I beg yer fuckin pardon?

Zhongli:
I retract my statement

Angel/Anthony:
Don't mind him, old
people talk a lot

03:
<.<

Zhongli:
I'm offended

Angel/Anthony:
Sure grandpa, lets get you to bed

03:
LMAOOOOO
Lets not forget about 
the furry peepaw hacker

GlitchTrap:
I havent even said anything-

03:
You live and that's an issue ngl

GlitchTrap:
Whore

03:
Rat

Zhongli:
.

GlitchTrap:
I'm going back to speaking
with Alastor

03:
I'ma mind my own business-

Angel/Anthony:
Not the protector turning
into a babysitter for those two

Roxxanna:
I was vying for 03 to win, myself.

03:
Mhm mhm!

Penelope:
I was hoping to watch GlitchTrap
struggle with his comebacks

Melissa:
He starts glitching even more
when he gets flustered with his
words, it's pretty funny

03:

10/10 I hope to see it one day

A/N:

Not my alters always keeping shit from me-

Anywhore! Wanna ask an alter something? Leave it here!