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One on each side of the nose. As you can see in the image above, Billy has upturned lip corners. Look at Eric. He is always smiling to hide the truthful statement that he has upturned lip corners JUST LIKE BILLY. Also notice how Eric is hiding his hands. Somebody hiding that lovely wine stain, maybe? Maybe somebody named ERIC?!
They both prefer crew shirts, yet Billy constantly wears stripes, while Eric prefers a basic non pattern shirt. Planned? I believe yes.
Lets bring some scientists in on this one. I asked Dr. Finnwolfhardnipple, a regular on Reddit, and a specialist in the area of assuming human identities and the elastic nature of the homo Sapien rectum. To quote Dr. Finnwolfhardnipple, "Billy and Erics anus hold a uncanny similarity. Dollars to donuts, these are the same rectum."
But are rectal similarities as scientific as fingerprints? Dr. Finnwolfhardnipple removed his glasses. "They are IDENTICAL." "No two human rectums are the same. I am a specialist in this area. These two rectums belong to only one person."
How does he know they are identical?
"They have been thoroughly analyzed by myself and my team in Switzerland. Trust the science."
The END.
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