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Lucifer then leads you inside of the hotel. "GUYS! I'm here! And i also have a little someone who wants to stay because she just died" he yelled out, my ears twitching in pain.

"Ohoh~ a little foxy~ what's your name, sweated cheeks~?" A spider demon came up to me, swaying his hips back and forth.

"Uhm.. Y/n..." You nervously said, leaning back against nothing.

"Nice name, sugar~ I'm angel dust, bit you can just call me Angel" Angel said. You just couldn't help but think.. WHY DOES A MAN HAVE BIGGER BREASTS THAN ME!?

"Are you even a man?" Why would i ask that.. I feel so stupid. You mentally slapped yourself.

"A gay man! Why? Do i look hot~?" He teased. Already a bad start.

"Hmm.. Hold up.. I need to think about that. Come back in a few years then you'll finally know if you're hot or not." You smiled up at him innocently. His mouth was slightly opened, he was offended. Good.

"I'll have you know-" he was cut off by a girl that looks like Lucifer. She's really pretty!

"Hello, miss! You must be Y/n! While you were talking to Angel, my father came to me and told me some things about you! So! My name is Charlie! That's vaggie, my girlfriend! Husk is the bartender, Nifty cleans! Hmm.. You met Angel.. And my dad already.. Alastor!.. Alastor?" She's too hyper for me.

"I swear I'm gonna die again.." You pouted.

"Don't worry, we all have changed, except for me because I'm trapped here." The grumpy cat pointed out. I just wanted to say fuck you but that would be too soon. I'll wait.

"Sounds cool..?" You said, not really knowing what to say to that.

"Are you fucking high!?" Husk said, looking at you with wide eyes.

"N-no! All i said was it's cool- i didn't mean it like that! I'm truly sorry.." Fuck.. Why did i apologize?

Soon, Charlie came up to you, walking with a Deer demon. You almost burst out into laughter when you saw him smile.

"Y/n! This is Alastor! Alastor, this is Y/n!" Charlie said happily.

"Nice meeting you, my deer!" He holds out his hand for you to take. Of course, you don't wanna be rude.. Right now.. So you gently took his hand. He brought your knuckles up to his lips and gently placed a kiss on it. You literally wanted to slap him right then and there. You quickly jerked your hand away and tried wiping the kiss away.

"I god! Am i gonna get an affection!? THIS DIRTY BITCH KISSED ME HAND!!" You yelled, covering yourself with your arms out of his view. Everyone gasped and went silent when you spoke to Alastor like that. Except Lucifer, he just laughed quietly.

"Ah! My dear! You must be new to hell, i assume?" He spoke, his voice getting a little deeper.

"Yes. Yes i am. And i really don't appreciate you kissing my hand like some weirdo!" You spoke.

"Well, Y/n, my dear.. I am the radio demon. The most powerful overlord and hell." He said with pride in his voice.

"And that's supposed to scare me?" Everyone went extremely quiet. Even Lucifer went quiet that time. Am i in trouble?

He slowly walked up to you, which made you back up a little. Personal space, dude.

"Well, you should be scared, my dear.. Very scared.. Unless.. You have a death wish.." He spoke up, you could see his antlers grow. You almost burst out into laughter at that threat. It was cute, really.

"Awe! Is the 'big, bad, scary radio demon' gonna hurt me~?" You said, finally teasing someone for once.

"Actually yes, yes i would. And i would love to do that right now." He's size grew a little. Okay. Ew?

"Then do it." You challenged. Suddenly, a black tentacle wrapped around you, keeping you in place. This is not very welcoming.

"Alastor! Put. Her. Down." Lucifer spoke up, as if threatening him. Suddenly the tentacle dropped me on the ground. I stared daggers at Alastor.. Oh he's going to regret this.

Angel went up to you and helped you up. "Toots, what the hell were you thinking!?"

"That bitch deserves to be put in his place!" You yelled, looking at Alastor. You could see him snap his head towards you.

"Uhm.. Y/n! Stop adding it on!" Lucifer had to say. Really? Wait.. I hate Alastor for no reason! AHH!! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

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