yeah.. Its just u in homestuck and ur karkat's main friend
anyway lets beginnnn :3
You're a troll living in alternia, your name is Y/n, and you have a lot of friends. your main friend just so happens to be karkat for some gog damn reason, out of twelve people its karkat?! anyway, you were trolling terezi because you were avoiding karkat (I wonder why)
ChumHandle is trolling GallowsCalibrator
CH: heyy terezii :>
CH: ...
CH: Helloo?..
ChumHandle stopped trolling GallowsCalibrator
"huh.. I wonder why she isn't responding.." you thought to your self. suddenly you got a message from spongebo- I mean karkat, just great.. you don't even know how he ended up being your friend. you opened trollian to see what he was yapping about.
CarcinoGeneticist began trolling ChumHandle
CG: HEY, IDIOT
CH: whatt do you want Karkatt >:{
CG: WANTED TO PROVE TO ERIDAN THAT I'M A GOOD LEADER
CH: okk and how does this involve mee? :/
CG: I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW HOW TO PROVE THAT
CH: ohh, ok then um....... maybe say all the qualities of a good leader and how you have the same qualitiess
CG: ARIGHT THEN THANKS
CarcinoGeneticist stopped trolling Chumhandle
"that was kinda random.." you decide to go out and touch some grass, its been a while since you've done that (-Cain 2024)
meanwhile at terezi's house
*Intense crayon eating sounds*
Back at your house, after you touch some grass
"welp- time to go to bed :3" you get ready and as you're about to get comfortable in your Recuperacoon you get a message from karkat once again
CarcinoGeneticist began trolling ChumHandle
CG: HEY,
CH: whatt in the flying fuck, do you want noww >:{
CG: I'M JUST SAYING HI, GEEZ. ARE FRIENDS NOT ALLOWED TO HI TO EACH OTHER ANYMORE
CG: ...
CG: HELLO?..
you quite literally teleport to Karkat's hive and you drop kick him
THE END
yayyy I finished
I'm not too good at this so srry if you don't enjoy it :[
EAT GOALS BEFORE PEOPLES - Elliot <3
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