Greetings, Undertale fans! So before everything I will write and publish on this Wattpad, I would like to make a friendly reminder. I wanna describe my excuses to prevent any Sans shipping with the facts from canon Sans Undertale.
But, PLEASE. NO HARD FEELING. I MIGHT KILL YOUR FANTASIES, BUT I JUST WANT TO SAVE YOU. I just remind you of these, so you won't lose your mind and ship Sans with everyone (including himself)! Geez Please, human... AND IF YOU'RE FEELING HURT, JUST TAKE THESE AS JOKES. OK?
Soo... The truth is...
I sincerely don't agree with any Sans x *anyone* shipping. Funny, huh? Is it funny because I'll write Sans' shipping but don't ship him with anyone? These are my excuses:
1. Sans is too lazy to be in any romantic relationship.
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The only thing he cares about is his brother, Papyrus. Because he won't be mad at you in the game unless you kill his brother. And this is canon!! The second person he cares about is Toriel, the old lady behind that huge door. BUT they are just friends, even Sans don't know her name. He cares for her until he apologies to not keep his promise to her to protect the kid (the Undertale player, or Frisk). BUT he even hasn't done anything to protect us. He is so lazy. Which means he is too lazy to have any romantic relationship.
2. Sans x Frisk = Frans is pedophilia.
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Although the game doesn't say anything about Frisk's age, it doesn't mean Frisk is an adult! I analyze the game and I found that they are often called "Kid", "Kiddo", "Child", and "Little Buddy" and it concludes that they are just a kid! Maybe, a child around 6 until 12. But, it still means they are not old enough to be in a romantic relationship with Sans. I don't know how old is Sans, but I remember that canonically, Toby Fox said he is 18-20. And Frisk is genderless. The genderless human kid x Adult skeleton? NOPE.
3. Chara x Sans = Chans.
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