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07:42, 240930.

You wake up to the constant dinging of the device beside you. Waking up groggily, you aim- and fail- to pick up your phone. You're blinded by the bright light as you turn your phone on, and met with the weirdest question ever questioned in your notifications.

New notification from: 𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗟𝗢𝗩..

: how do fish have se..


𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦

🐝: how do fish have sex
do they just
someone tell me
tell me tell me t-t-t-t-t-tell me
WAKE UP.

You: at 7 am you spam the gc?
seriously?

Rin: Shut up, bobcut.

🐝: ITS NOT A BOKXJUCJT
(translation: it's not a bobcut)

You: IT KINSA IS OEN
(it kinda is one)

🐝: NUH UH

You: YUH HUH
iykyk

🐝 is typing...

Rin: Shut up before I take away your phone.

You: ...
that acc worked???

Rin: It better have.
He ruined my sleep.
He will pay the price.

You: rough night? 💀

Rin: No shit, Sherlock.

You: ok, damn..
who shit in yojrn cerealc lil bro
(who shit in your cereal lil bro)

Rin: Was that meant to be funny?
A poor attempt.

You: rin2cold🥶

Rin: What?

🧩: shes mocking u

You: hi isagji

🧩: hi
hru?

You: good wabu?

🧩: good :]

Rin: Can you stop messaging already?

You: why

🧩: i think hes jealous.. :/

Rin: I am not jealous of anyone but myself.

You: oh..
ok.

YOURE TAILORMADE FOR THIS DAY AND AGE BC UR POWERLESS AND LOOK LIK PREYIYIYEYIE

🐝: YOU ARE FOOLED BY THE WYA THAT THIS ACT BEHAVES AND UR BEATING HEART HAS GONE INSANE ITS ALWAYS RESONATING

You: AYYY YK MESMERIZER 😋

🐝: OFC I DO 😋

Rin: One idiot and an infected idiot.

You: IM NOT AN IDIOT!!!1!1! YAYYY

🐝: WHO SAID YOURE THE INFECTED ONE? I AM. U R IDOT

You: IDOT 💀

Rin: (yourname) is the infected idiot.
Bachira, you're just an idiot.

🐝: I TAKE OFFENSE
OFFENEC*
OFENCE**
Offenc***
OFFENCE****

Rin: That is one of the reasons why.

You: BACHIRA YOU NEED GRMAMRITLU (grammarly)
oh.
i think i need it too

🎮: some1 play genshin with me.

You: U PLAY GENSHIN????
WHOS UR MAIN

🎮: xiao wabu

You: bro.
*screenshot of team (xiao, furina, mona, xinqui (yes this is my irl team))

🎮: added u

You: how tf

🎮: ur uid is in the bottom right

You: oh 😭

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You: YOURE AR 60?????
HELLO WTF

Rin: I don't get the point of this game. What is AR?

You: its the game level im ar 45

Rin: Nagi made me download it yesterday. I don't know how to play.

You: dyk what ar youre on?

Rin: 9.

You: get to 16 so i can help u on coop

🎮: your team sucks it aint gonna do shit

You: shut up its ok for ar 45

🎮: hm... :/

You: fuck you.

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these updates r gonna be SUPER slow and im so sorry for that but i cant write quickly :(
wrc: 379 (?)

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