THIS MAN! THIS FREAKING MAN!
He's so smug, he's so "I'm better than you", but he is goddamn fine, I can't-
Like yes, please pin me to the ground and gimme kisses please—
Also he's Roman sooooooooo... bonus points cause Julius Caesar, I dunno-
Also he's smart and he has a good job, so he can take care of you. You'll probably just have to put up with him calling you stupid in the most eloquent way possible!
Also look at them ahhs man-
Hehehe he's so foiiineeeee!!