Chara x Sans (Chans)

SongFanfic Chapter 5 - End

SANS' pov

So. I've been Chara's bonefriend (boyfriend) for uhm, 4 weeks maybe. And, Tori seems so happy 'bout it. Now, every weekend, Chara goes to our home to meet me. Hehe... We usually date there. Like right now, we are cuddling on the couch watching human TV channels. Paps is casually eating cereals in the dining table, watching TV with us. Ah, the human channels are less boring than the one and only MTT show in Underground. But, Paps will never agree with me, he will always think MTT is the best. Then her phone rings. Chara loosens her arms and picks the phone up. Don't bother to put that cell phone to her ear, she chooses the loudspeaker button and puts it aside. Maybe my laziness affects her a lot. I chuckle, I love that.

"Chara, my child?", the opposite's sound said.

"Yes, mom? What it is?", she replied lazily.

"Uhm... Would you... mind if you pick up your brothers at school? I have some problems here regarding the annoying dogs that come to our house last day.", she said. I can hear the dogs' voice while she speaks. So, I say, "Ah, Tori... Maam, is it really tiring you up? Or I would say..." "NO, SANS. NOO!", Paps shout from a distance.

"...it makes you..."

"NOOO... SAAANS!!!"

"BONE-tired??"

"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!"

Then my two most favorite girls burst into laughter. Chara hides her face in my jacket after laughing. She is so cute. "Aaaaa...", Paps shouts his remaining strength.

"Uhm... Tori, what if I accompany Chara to pick up her brothers? Is it okay, Maam?", I asked the goatmom. "Hahah... It's okay Sans. Thank you for taking care of my children, young man."

"WHAT ABOUT MEE??", Paps shouts in disagreement.

"Yes, thank you too, Papyrus."

Then, after she hangs up, I ask Papyrus to guard the house. "Let's go, sweetheart." I hold Chara's hand and we go to that school.

Chara's POV.

Then, we sit in some random lounge outside the school. The kids will be out in 1 tho and it's still 12.45 so we need to wait. Sans still holding my hand begins to lie on the walls right before he falls asleep. Oh, please. He is hugging my arm while asleep, which is sooooo cute... but annoying at the same time. I want to go to that mini shop in front of the school, y'know, wondering if I can buy some chocolate. Huft... Then, some random parents appear both humans and monsters.

The humans' faces are still disgusted because of me. But, what relief there are still some familiar faces. Gerson, Gribbly, Snowdrake's father, Monster Kid's parents and... Jerry too? What the fuck is he doing here?

"Hey, waiting for your child, huh?", Jerry said annoyingly. He looks at Sans, then he whispers, "...well, a nice couple you made there. Shh... is this kid, your hidden child?" I slap Jerry.

"Hey, hang on there, young lady.", said one of the human parents.

"You abused that poor monster?" asked one of the ladies.

"Yeah, are you trying to break another war?", said the other old man.

"A disgusting couple of demonic human and ugly monster..."

"Young couple these days... Geez... They had their child earlier than the older one."

I bow my head in anger and embarrassed. Fortunately, the school bell rings. And that sound was followed by the noises of children running outside their classes. The noises wake up Sans. "Uhh... What happens?", he said.

"Hey, Monster! Better take care of yourself if you don't want to get hit by her!"

"Demonic human!"

Sans looks at my sad face, worried.

"I...", I try to say something. "I'm fine, Sans."

"Heh...", he said. "Maybe next time we have to bring Paps too so he can hear my TEARific jokes and we can see how long he pretends that doesn't tickle his HUMERUS bone."

I don't laugh.

"So, what did they say, huh?"

"Uhm... I'm fine Sans, don't worry about it..."

He makes a very serious face, yet that face doesn't scare me. 'Cause I can make those faces too.

"Ok. They said that... We were..." My face turns red when I think about "making a child". "Uh....Umm..."

Unfortunately, or fortunately, I don't know, Frisk runs to us. "Chara!!! You're here!! And with Sans too! YES!!" Sans suddenly ignores me and opens his arms for Frisk, "Hey Kid!! I miss you!" Then they hug each other father-child-like. Somehow, it makes me blush more.

"Wow.. Wow... Can we build a family like them someday, Burg?", I heard noises from afar. That's Burgerpants and his boyfriend, the thinner guy who hugs Burg's shoulder is his boyfriend, Nice Cream. Frisk sits between me and Sans waiting for Azzy. I hear a woman's voice from my side then. I turn my back and see an old lady with her husband.

"Uhh young lady, how cute your child is? is he the only child or do you have another child?"

I try to explain, "Uh.. hm... You misunderstoo-"

"We have two", Sans said suddenly. I gape. Are you kidding me?

The lady smiles and nods at him. "Oh really, Sir? How cute... I've always wanted to have two children, but I can't since I'm too old. And my husband will be so busy...", she starts to tell us a lot about their family history. "...my husband is now chief in this town police station, and you know how busy is that, right?" I nod awkwardly. Yeah, Undyne works there too, and seeing her yells every single day in the street seems kinda tiring for her.

The old lady asks me again, "What about your husband?"

I stammered but still tried to answer, "I-... We're not..."

"I'm working at a Department Store", for the second time, Sans cuts me again. He really looks like he's not hiding anything.

"Wowie... That's really great for a young man. I used to work in that too, as a cashier. What division are you in?"

"Uhm... Actually, I own that store."

That old lady was amazed by my boyfriend, hmmm I'm proud too. Then, their child comes out. "Maybe, we should get going home. Bye, young couple. Bye, cute child..."

"Goodbye...", Frisk said.

I sigh. "Why, Sans? Why?"

"So, you don't wanna marry me?"

"I... I..."

He laughs.

I frowned then slowly punch his arms. "Jeez. You jeer me!"

He says a little 'ouch' and follows me home with Frisk in his back.

Fin.

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