COCKROACHED ROACH
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOURE BALLS
THICC RED AMONG US SUSSY: "d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do you wanna eat chimnkn nuggies wif me UwU nyah?
The booty man: "NUH UH, YOUR ASS IS TOO FAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE MEAT BALL OR MY EX WIFE'S BOOBS."
THICC RED AMONG US SUSSY: "I- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT *cries kwaiialily* I thoght we had something special!!!"
Big dick randy:" I have somthing special" (sus grin)
Thicc red among us sussy: "Oh NO! Its Randy! Please don't steal my voluptuous booty cheeks!!!
Big dick randy: "Nya ich ni san nya arigato!!! GET YOU ASS BACK HERE BOY"
Thicc red among us sussy: *High pitched scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO MY BOOTY *runs from randy*
The booty man: "Bruh moment haha"
Piss mario: *pisses*
Gojo: "Throughout heavens and earth, I alone am the Thicc one." *Booty glows with purple*
Gojo: "Imaginary technique, lean"
LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBig dick randy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies uwu*
Thicc red among us sussy: "Nyah! gojo you saved me UwU, youre so baby girl!!! NYA! Can you be my alpha :3"
The booty man: "w-wait, what about me!!!"Thicc red among us sussy: "YOU SAID MY Wonderful, VOLUPTIOUS BOOTY LOOKED LIKE MEATBALLS!1!!"
The booty man: "I'm sorry muffin! daddy just got a little quirky! I didn't mean it!"
Gojo: "hmm actually, I wouldn't mind if you both became my discord kittens"
Piss mario: *pisses*
The booty man: "Wait really big alpha discord daddy gojo!!!?!?!?"Gojo: "yes kitten, nyah"
Thicc red among us sussy: "Hmph! i guess that's fine"
Gojo:"Pogchamp!! UwU!! Let's go get wendys in my 2009 toyota corolla"
Piss mario: 'WENDYS NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH HAHAH" *pisses*
The Booty man: "bruh moment"
Thicc red amongus sussy: "Sugoi!!!!!"
(They drive to wendys)
pt 2??
a/n: OMG THANKS FOR1095934593745934 reports to the fbi OwO
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