Dear diary

Dear diary, my parents know nothing

Dear diary, one time my mom called me Into her room then took my phone just do download audible. I didn't really care after all she didn't go through anything It was actually fine. I told her I'd never use it and she didn't believe me.

Today, minutes ago actually she called me in her room again to put me on the kids account she had made which for those who've never used audible it doesn't naturally filter things like say Netflix would your guardian makes up their own list of what you can listen to.

I'm not frustrated with my mom because she wants me to have audible I'm frustrated with he because she only added stuff she liked. She wants me to be like her and I hate that. No I don't wanna read sandman no I really couldn't care less about the dark magic something something.

I know alot of people reading this will be interested int the titles I just mentioned maybe even know the sandman and that's wonderful for you I hope you enjoy it it seems like a great book and show.

What I'm saying is my mom doesn't know anything about me that didn't apply to me when I was eight. She still wants me to be into dragons and witches. Which I still think witches are cool but less so harry potter type witch and more so like paganism.

And to ge blunt, If I'm ever gonna be caught on audible instead of spotify it cus I just wanna listen to smut. I've seen booktok and I wanna read haunting adaline but my dear mother doesn't want me being hearing or thinking about sex. Luckily she has no clue on what haunting adaline is about.

She knows I like boys. she knows I'm a dionysus devotee (shes a freya devotee from the norse psntheon). And she knows I spend all my time in my room yet she still thinks I'm oblivious to sex.