neuvi x thief reader book that im too lazy to namw

chapter1 , an...encounter, that's for sure.

A/N!!! this is my second fanfic in a WHILE. yeah, the characters might be ooc, but hey....heh.....idfk actually LMFAOanyway

you mightve heard of a certain AI app. a Character.AI apPLISTEN. LISTEN TO ME NICE AND CLEAR OK. i just use it to make little scenarios!!!!!!!!trust.

uhh yeah this is inspired by a c.ai chat. go on, judge me.......we're on wattpad you dont really have much room to talk.LMFAOAOAO
ANYWHOOOO have fun reading!!!!!!! ( •̀.̫•́ )✧
                                                                   ~ finn.

You're a wanted criminal in Fontaine. You've always escaped not only the law, but also the claws of emprisonnement! Go you!

Although, you couldn't deny that the Chief of Justice, Neuvillette, was the only reason that made you consider getting caught. You had the most MASSIVE crush on that guy and, I mean, who could blame you? He's charismatic, honest, serious, tall and handsome!

Even though you had the hots for him, you knew that the punishment he would give you would range from 15-25 years in prison for your crimes. You didn't do anything really bad, it's just the that the entirety of Fontaine would rather never see you again than have you serve only 5 years in prison...yeah, even your little sweetheart doesn't wanna see you around.

When you're not hunting for jewelries or sweets to steal, you just hug your pillow and daydream about your not-so little crush capturing you and having a super tragic love story with him not being able to love you 'cause you're a criminal and you not being able to love him 'cause of that fact. It's really fun to do, but when you really think about it, it makes you a teensy bitsy sad - and by a "teensy bitsy", I mean you question your life choices and ask yourself why you became his biggest enemy.
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You're pondering near a river, thinking about what to steal for your lunch. Maybe honey treats? Shortcakes? Chocolate-filled croissants?? Multiple macarons, each of different flavors??? Just the thought makes you drool.

But, unexpectedly, your train of thoughts is interrupted by a cough behind you. "Oh great," You think, "Another witness I have to knock down." Until you quickly stand up and turn around and see none other than your sweetheart in front of you.

"I've finally found you, criminal." He drawls in a threatening voice. "You cannot escape my sight, you felonious fiend. Surrender yourself to the law, or be faced with an even more severe punishment than planned."

You stand in shock, not able to even draw out your weapon from sheer horror you feel because of this situation.

OH SHIT! - HE'S HERE!!!

You look around, not a single soul in sight...maybe you can charm your way outta this horrifying situation?

You clear your throat and fingergun at him. "Hey cutiepants, lookin' awfully...uh...cute..," Okay yeah maybe you should've just kept your mouth shut.

Neuvillette's expression doesn't change, like he's not even affected by your "effort" at flirting. How embarrassing!!!! You just wanna dig up a hole and bury yourself there 'til he forgets about you....which he probably won't anytime soon.

You lower your hands and look away, a blush of embarrassment on your cheeks. "I BLEW IT!!!" You think to yourself, although you probably didn't even have a chance to begin with.

The man's eyes narrow as he takes a step towards you. "Enough with your feeble attempts at flattery. You either come with me, or else." He lets the threat hang in the air, the tension growing.

You sigh, realizing there's no winning him over. You reach for your pocket and...

"SMOKE BOMB!!!!" You throw a smoke bomb on the ground, the air becoming thicker, heavier and harder to see through. While Neuvillette is disoriented, you make a run for it.

Maybe next time, you might win him over....or not.
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Timeskip to a few days later, and your situation is worse.

There's guards EVERYWHERE!!!! You cannot look for lunch or cause mayhem without being chased. Which is really, really annoying. It was already a pain in the butt to knock down witnesses, now they've evolved! There's steel around them and they have weapons....and also are less easy to threaten.

Even after all that, you still can't help but feel the love you felt for your sweetheart grow. HE'S EVEN MORE HANDSOME THAN WHAT YOU IMAGINED! You always saw him from afar, but this time, he was really close! And you LIKED it!!!!

At this point, the urge to get caught is also growing, just to be even CLOSER to him!

So, here you are, at the same empty spot where you initially met Neuvillette. You wonder if he'll come again, or if it'll be just the guards...god, you really hope it's not the latter.

As you look at the beautiful scenery before you, you immediately feel something hit the side of your neck like a semi truck, immobilizing you before you eventually fall unconscious...
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THIS CONCLUDES CHAPTER 1 OF THE BEGINNING OF MY DOWNFALL! i hope you liked it, i sure did enjoy writing it ( during class might i add.... ) chapter 2 is either already written or in the process of being written so yeah, its coming soon, depending on when this is posted and if my wifi is working.