𝑫 𝑬 𝑨 𝑹 𝑫 𝑰 𝑨 𝑹 𝒀 ❨ spam book ❩

𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑪𝑲

right so this is what i was on about by major beef, so i was chilling out in my bed watching squid game and wondering why sang woo reminded me of debra-jo from little lunch but as man version when i got a message from a girl called charlotte in year 9 and she told me to stop being a slag around alejandro and i was like "WHAT THE DICK"

just 4 context i think charlotte likes alejandro it is quite obvious and she gave me such a death glare when i said hi to him and she was walking with him in the corridor and she got way madderer when he said hi back

then charlotte said i have to pipe the fuck down because i apparently am a slag and i am apparently asking for it off older MEN and i was like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MEN!? i am 11 and alejandro is 13 and his birthday is after mine so really its not even bad coz when i turn 12 hes still gonna be 13 only for like 20 days tho and when hes 30 ill be 28 SO ITS NOT EVEN BAD COMPARED TO MY NEIGHBOURS WHOVE GOT LIKE A 22 YEAR AGEGAP and i dont even like him in that way totally our friendship involves him getting many mugs of me on call and forcing him to roleplay as pablo escobar in berry avenue

AND THEN SHE RANG ME AND I WAS LIKE "bro your forehead is all up in my face zoom out it looks like a crime scene"

but only in my head coz yk i didnt say it out loud then she said i was a slag bla bla bla and then she started speaking really chavvy and that made me so mad she was going stuff like "yu fuckin slag ye be chattin on here but ya cant say it to me face yur little beg yu" and i was just tweaking out trying to read it coz it sounded foreign

she then called me a silly cunt and i hate that aswell like tf stop acting hard you will NEVER be hard especially not with alejandro and i was just sat watching the paragraphs about things i did NOT EVEN DO!?!? roll in and she was bringing things up off years ago and then went back to calling me slag though she was the one who went with 2 lads at once and one of them was her best friends boyfriend who was with her at the time and she didnt even know he was on the talk with charlotte at the same time

so yeah i might get jumped tomoz i told all the hoes and they laughed and i started telling the number 1 boyf but then got distracted coz something happened

AND THIS IS THE GOOD PART and i told a funny funny joke like it was a knee slapper and it was about me in roblox and i said to this person called pennywise "pennywise more like pennywide with that forehead" and he goes "that was so funny i forgot to laugh" and i said "you clearly didnt forget to eat" and we beefed then i go "im gonna go watch little lunch" and he goes "whats that" and i go "OH OF COURSE YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT LITTLE LUNCH IS YOU DONT LOOK LIKE YOUVE EVER HAD A LITTLE LUNCH IN YOUR LIFE YOU FAT PIG"

may have overreacted but i was so proud of it

THEN HE SAID I MADE HIM FEEL DISCOMBOBULATED AND I WAS LIKE THANKZZZZ🤗

UEAH BUT I MIGJT GET JUMPED  TOMORROW

WISH ME LUCK GUSYSYS

XOXO TYLEE