Peter Parker's Life has Been Complete Shit as He Fumbles Every Relationship He's in and Loses Everyone He's Close to and makes things worse so he Gives up Being a Hero and The Girls who are In Love with Peter are sad and Try to get him to Come back...
We see Spider-Man and Deadpool landing on a building as All Might Lands Infront of them and stands up
AM: Hello Spider-Man
Spider-Man: All Might why did you want to meet
AM: Okay so I gathered Information from a villain about Mysterio
Spider-Man: what's the Info
AM: So apparently he has the Reality stone it was teleported to him by someone who had a quirk
Spider-Man: in space shit
AM: not only that but he has Reformed some sort of team
Spider-Man: sinister six
AM: and that's all I was able to find out before the guy spontaneously exploded
Deadpool: That's why you have dry blood on you
AM: Yea I came here to Notify you
Spider-Man: Well good thing you did we knew he was up to something and was putting together a team to help and beat him wanna join
AM: Really but you barely know me
Spider-Man: True but I can tell your a true Hero and we'll need as much help as we can because Mysterio's got something that can really tear this city and it's Heroes apart
Deadpool: FUnny how big of a threat her but Authors don't like to acknowledge that and would rather make your life hell *Looking at Most Spider-Man Authors*
AM: is he
Spider-Man: he's insane just ignore him
AM: Okay well I'll help but what's the reality stone Do
Deadpool: The Reality Stone allows you to Manipulate and Alter Reality it's self which combine that with someone who's trying to be a Fairly odddparent Goldfish well your pretty much fucked
Spider-Man: except People with Spider-Sense we can just cut off our visuals and use our Spidey Sense to beat him
AM: that feels like cheeting
Deadpool: I kinda want it OH ALL MIGHT CAN I HAVE ONE FOR ALL I'LL TAKE IT FROM ANY HAIR ON YOUR BODY
AM: Eeewwww no nononnono
Deadpool: Well you suck Dick
AM:....So I have a question
Spider-Man: Yea
AM: Why did you quit for five years
Spider-Man: *Sigh* My fight with Green Goblin which was my Friends dad ended with Blood He threw a bomb at her and I pulled it towards me and well I was Infront of a gas tank and one explosion Later Green Goblin's Dead and my Aunt May was dead
AM: But that wasn't your fault
Spider-Man: should have paid attention to my surroundings and even after all that the words Jameson would say they were also a Factor and I thought he was Right
Deadpool: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA The Day that asshole's right is the Day he has a grandson or Nephew named Tenya
Spider-Man; I'm surprised the asshole can reproduce
AM: Well what made you come back to being a Hero
Spider-Man: a Kid I adopted named Izuku Midoriya he inspired me to come back to being Spider-Man and I Intend to stay as Spider-Man until I can pass the Torch to him
AM: You really have that much faith that he could be another Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Hell Yea I do
Deadpool: He left him with his Adoptive moms
AM: what's wrong with that
Deadpool: Sailor Outfits
AM: *Bitch Slaps Spider-Man*
Spider-Man: OW WHAT THE FUCK
AM: YOU CONDEMMED YOUR SON TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
Spider-Man: OH IT'S NOT THAT BAAAA-
Spider-Man was Tackled off the Roof and into another building where he was slammed into a Steal beam
Spider-Man: OH MY BACK
???: Well Well Well
Spider-Man: Oh hey look it's the Guy with a Bird Fetish
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Vulture: Says the one with a Spider Fetish
SPider-Man: Ohoho Look who learned how to throw comebacks so why are you attacking me today
Vulture: Easy Eliminating you before you become a Threat
Spider-Man: *Stretches and cracks neck* I'm going to clip your wings
Vulture: Bring it
They smirked and charged as we cut to Izuku being dressed up in sailor Outfits
Gwen: Awwwww
Felicia: He's Sooo cute
Izuku: Kill me
MJ: aww it's not that bad
Izuku: Hey you feel that
Felicia: Feel what
Izuku: DUnno something like a big fight's about to go down
Both: It's probably nothing
They continued Shopping unaware Peter was fighting Vulture and were locked into combat
