Chapter 1: The beginning
Once upon a time in the 1980's there was a boy named Shane who was more obese than the last man. He found twenty dollars in the street when he was on his way to the grocery store. He then thought to get something to eat. Then he remembered of Fazbear's pizza. He thought to himself " before I get too old, I want to eat there one last time. He asked his mom to take him there.
Chapter 2 The arrival
As soon as shane got there he shoved his face with pizza, icecream, and then chugged his sorrows away. " this place sure has changed. There's new animatronics and there is this cute little balloon boy that sells balloons" He thought to himself. Shane had this dumb idea to put balloons around his waist to make him float. He then stepped onto the table and jumped off and landed flat on his face. if Shane wasn't so DAMN fat probably would have floated.
Chapter 3 left alone
Shane was useing the bathroom because he was constipated from all the cheese that he ate off the pizza. He was in the bathroom for two hours he looked at his poop and it was a bright yellow probably because of his pizza problem. He sprayed air freshener and didn't wash his hands yes I know He's disgusting. He walked out and nobody was there, he did not panic he though to him self "more PIZZA for me" so he soved pizza in his mouth and pockets thinking that he got his moneys worth.
Chapter 4 looking around
Shane was walking around the building when he saw the animatronics. He looked at them for a while and all of a sudden they looked back at him shane started to run but he gained an extra 20 pounds that day so runing for him was not an option and he dinit get too far when he became face to face with the old animatronic bonnie, bonnies face looked liked it has been torn off so shane took out the slice of pizza out of his pocket and threw it at his face.
Chapter 5 walking for his life
Shane was doing a power walk when he ran into toy chica another animatronic. he actually was attracted to her but mostly because she is a chicken. all of a sudden she took of her beak off and was about to eat him so shane Opened his belt and let his fatness shoot out at her. He was starting to get hungry so he ate the cupcake in Chicas hand then he powered walked out of there
Chapter 6 Shane's saved
Shane found a night guard and asked him how to get out of here and how to deal with the animatronics. The night garud introduced him self his name was Jeramy Fitzgerald he said that shane would have to stay with him till six am because that's when the doors unlock and the animatronics are shut down, shane was so scared that he pissed him self and started to eat his problems away like no tomorrow. Jeramy was so pissed at shane for leaving a big puddle pee on the clean floor. Jeramy was thinking about throwing shane out of the guard room but that just means a big mess for him to clean up.
Chapter 7 the mangel
Jeramy said that its risky for him to stay because there was no doors and he only had one mask so it was very risky. Jeramy shined his flash light
In the hall way and saw this pink animatronic it looked like it was a girl version of foxy. It looked like a big group of people beat the shit out of her. But mean while Shane was sitting in the corner eating his pizza again with his dirty shitty hands. The pink animatronic has a static in its voice and it sounded like she said RUN.
Chapter 8 shane is hurt
Shane was bored and decided to ride in the golf cart. He was driving around acting crazy because he had nothing else to do his fat ass literally tipped over the golf cart and he fell his face was bruised and he had a black eye. The night gaurd ran to the golf cart seeing if there was no harm to it he did not really care for shane. Shane was crying and wished he could be with this girl named marth that means Netflix and chill.
Chapter 9 almost time
It was 5am and shane was trying to get ready to leave he shoved his pockets with pizza, cookies, pie, ice cream, candy, and whole bag of cheese because at the time he had diarrhea and he had a solution by eating a whole bunch of cheese so he can become constipated he was ready but all of a sudden there was a green animatronic in the hallway it look like it was beat up as well as the mangle. The night gaurd said stay back and threw a Axe at him.
Chapter 10 run
It was 6am and the night garud said to shane run out the door as fast as u can shane said he is not good at running so mike took a big stick and duck taped it to the back of shane tied a string to the top of the stick hanging over him and added a hook and a slice of pizza shane tried to get it but he started to run after it right out the door.
Chapter 11 ????????
Shane went back home and learned A valuable lesson next time he will go to Martha's and will Netflix and chill. He immediately texted her and asked if he could come over and he will bring popcorn and soda he then washed his face and yes finally he wash his crusty ass hands he then received a text back from Martha and it said to fuck yourself.
