Sean Bean was born an innocent man. However, when his father, Cam, met one of Santa's elves, Sean Bean quickly realized the proportions of his downfall. Cam suddenly spent more and more time with the 5"4' Man Whore, and his lighthearted soul be(Cam)e bloodthirsty. As time went on, Sean Bean began to plot the various methods of returning to his throne as King of Purrgatory. But something seemed off, because in an attempt to document his plan, he quickly learned he could not read. But thankfully, neither could the short hooker. And then, he knew what he had to do.
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Sean Bean the Murderous Menace
FanfictionTX2 gets yeeted into purgatory by his best friend's cat. Enough Said
