Sean Bean the Murderous Menace

The End of Evan's Empire

Whilst Evan did silly ass rage bait social media posts, Sean Bean was well aware that the bisexual basket case would be too distracted to comprehend the methods of his ending. After posting a new TikTok with Cam, Sean Bean lured his father into the basement. Though Cam was deeply concerned for his cat's wellbeing, he warily complied. After successfully capturing his father, Sean Bean crept towards his nemesis. Ignoring his advance, Evan walked over to his room, his Waffle House slides waffling across the floor. But Sean Bean was persistent and deeply determined to regain his proper place. Following Evan quietly, he glared into his ankles, hastily awaiting the perfect conclusion. Noticing his stalker, Evan sat down and joyfully greeted Sean Bean, unprepared for his timely demise. The mastermind climbed upon his next victim and began to smother him with his magnificent floof. Minutes of coughing and sneezing passed before the hooker had collapsed into the arms of death.