Solangelo in a nutshell

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PERCY : *opens the door* What are you doing?

NICO : Will touched me!

WILL : He touched me first!

PERCY : You're married and sleep in the same bed.

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WILL : I'll make the coffee just like you.

NICO : Bitter? Tasteless? Dark? Not up to society's standards?

WILL : I meant sweet.

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WILL : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

NICO : Do you mean figuratively or literally?

WILL : Honestly, the fact I have to specify-

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NICO : *kills monsters*

WILL : Aww, my little adorable boyfriend!

NICO : *raises skeletons from the dead*

WILL : ASDFGHJKL, so cute!

NICO : WILL STOP I AM DEATH.

WILL : *hugs* Aw, you're so adorable I just want to squeeze you forever you're like a little puppy!

NICO : *growls* Shut up.

WILL : I love you so much!

NICO : *blushes* ...I love you too.

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NICO : We're partners in crime.

WILL : And we're partners in gay.

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JASON : Will-and-Nico-sitting-in-a-tree.

NICO : Jason-get-away-from-me

PERCY : First-comes-love-second-comes- marriage.

WILL : Then-son-of-Posiedon-with-spinal- damage

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GHOST IN CABIN 13 : GET OUT, I WILL KILL-

NICO : Chill, it's me.

GHOST : Oh. Did you ask him out yet?

NICO : OBVIOUSLY NOT JARED-

GHOST : GODS DAMMIT NICO.

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