If there was something that Yami hated more than being woken up in the middle of the night, it was being woken in the middle of the night while he had a special someone in the bed with him. If he had known better, he would have ignored Magna's scream and actually spent a peaceful night.
But of course, Yami didn't known any better. So, he stood up, scratched his chin, groaned, gave the groaning woman next to him a reassuring caress and went to open the door.
"Geez, you know what time it is, Magna? People are trying to sleep here, just so you know." He groaned.
"I'm sorry, captain Yami, sir! But I'm so shocked!" Magna yelled, while his captain hold him at the head, almost crushing him.
"Shocked of what, dumbass? To see me awake at night? Being scared would be more appropriate and you should know that." Yami scoffed.
"No, that's not it! I mean, I am scared to see you awake right now and I'm shocked for something else!" Magna yelled fearfully.
"Oh really? And what did shocked you in our Hideout? Did Gauche stop worshipping his little sis all of a sudden?" Yami asked
"No, it's Vanessa, she-" Magna stopped suddenly, as he got a glance in Yami's bedroom. Yami sweated and tried to hide his squad members eye's, but it was too late. Magna saw that there was a woman in his captains bed. And since said woman just sat up, he also immediately recognized who it was.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Magna screams out loud across the entire Black Bulls headquarters.
Crap, again?
Instinctively, Yami closed his door while some other Black Bulls suddenly came out of their rooms, though Henry didn't join the crowd and stood at his doorframe.
The boys, no girls where there yet and he hoped that it stayed that way. He also hoped that the girls rooms were rather away today and with any luck, they haven't heard Magna screaming his lungs out.
With any luck.
"Can't you scream in silence, we're trying to sleep here!" Gauche yelled, but thankfully not as loud as Magna.
"Is there a fight? Are we attacked?" Luck asked with enthusiasm, his night bonnet whipping in every direction as he talked and jumped.
"Well… first… and… then… bed… the hell…" Magna stuttered, pointing at the door to the captains bedroom. Yami hold his head a little stronger.
"There's nothing to see here, brats. Just a fuss over nothing. Now go back to bed and sleep and shut up or you're all dead." Yami said with an arrogant tone.
How lucky he was that Nacht wasn't here. He wouldn't have heard the end of it.
But how unlucky he was that there was someone who was able to read Ki.
"That's weird, captain Yami. I read captain Charlottes Ki in your room- OUCH!" Asta said while feeling the pain in his head after Yami smacked his head hard.
"I never should have teached you to read Ki, cupcake," Yami groaned in his most menacing voice, while Asta was now also getting his head almost crushed.
But it was too late. His brats were sleepy but the smartest ones would put the dots together in a few seconds. And Yami wasn't awake enough to quickly get his katana and grimoire to threaten them with a Dimension Slash if they won't go to bed quickly.
Silence.
Asta and Magna whined.
More silence.
"WHAAAAT!" The boys shouted in a shocked voice.