Woso One Shots

"Im a celebrity at home"

Kim and Leah may have stopped Kyra and I from living together but it didn't stop us from have weekly nearly daily sleepovers.

"Viv please I'm literally begging you" I beg the woman on one knee while she's sat on the sofa trying to ignore my usual antics.

"I'm ringing Beth she'll let me go" I exclaim before wondering off into my bedroom to ring the other women who was practically my "mum" at this point they definitely treated me like their daughter.

After trying to ring Beth for what seemed like a lifetime but still no reply... I made my way back into the living room where Viv was sat, Myle tangled up in her arms dozing away.

"Why is Beth not answering her phone" I ask the girl who was clearly unamused that I was back trying to plead my case with her. "She's out and probably turned her phone off" Viv bluntly told me before pausing the tv and making her way into the conjoined kitchen.

"Viv please let me go to Kyra's I'm always good" I plead with the striker who was now grabbing something out of the oven. "Look y/n anytime you stay at Kyra's you come home exhausted and can barley train the next day we have a big match tomorrow and I'm not gonna let it effect your performance" Viv was right but I couldn't let her win.

I let out a groan before throwing myself dramatically down onto the sofa in hopes Viv will reconsider her decision.

"You're literally going to see her in the morning what's the big deal" Viv asked while plating up her and I dinner. "Two souls that are meant to be together can't be separated" I exclaim the cringy catch faze Kyra had told me earlier in the week.

Viv just laughed as she signalled over to me to come eat dinner with her. Dinner was silent with an odd scratch of the plate until the doorbell of the apartment rang.

"That's weird I didn't buzz anyone in for the gate or the main front door into reception" Viv explains to me with a look of worry plastered over her face making even me uncomfortable.

"Y/n grab a knife" she bluntly said to me before making me shiver with fear as I quickly ran over to grab the biggest knife I could possibly find and standing in the corner of the kitchen while Viv went to answer the door.

As Viv opened the door I completely shut my eyes hiding from whatever stood outside (not much help I was gonna be but oh well) "fuck sake Kyra" I could hear Viv groan and she walked away from the door.

I simply ran straight to the door to throwing my weight onto the Australian Women who was stood with a massive grin outside the door. "Why are you here my pookie" I laugh snuggling my head into Kyra who simply carried me into the apartment before dropping me on to my feet.

"Well Viv said you couldn't come over so I thought I should should just come here" she smiled mischievously at Viv who was standing with her two hands on her hips with a deep scowl across her face making me laugh a little.

"I'm telling Steph on you" Viv said bluntly before sitting back down at the kitchen table and continuing to eat the food she had prepared earlier. "Thank you Vivy for letting Kyra stay" I excitedly jump up and down giving Viv a kiss on the forehead before Kyra and I made our way to my bedroom.

"Stephy is gonna kill you" I laugh pushing Kyra onto my bed "oh well she's not my mum she can't do nothing" she exclaimed sticking her tongue out playfully.

I stick the tv on and lay next to Kyra as our favourite show was about to begin "I'm a celebrity" something that Kyra and I became obsessed with when we moved to the uk it is hilarious to us watching them scream over a spider or snake.

As we lay watching the most recent episode Kyra starting rolling around and poking me annoyingly while I tried to focus on the television. "Okay leave I don't want you here" I said with no real venom be hide it but Kyra still rolled over and began to sulk making pretend crying nosies be-hide a pillow she had covered her face with.

"Fine I'm sorry" I say putting on a fake British accent to make the Aussie girl laugh, Kyra quickly turned around a devious smile plastered across her face like she was ready to cause trouble. "Let's do I'm a celebrity" she said grinning like it was some amazing idea.

"Kyra are you daft it's in the middle of the football season we will have to wait until we retire" I sigh while wondering where Kyra's weird remark came from. "No y/n let's do it now in the house blindfold each other and feed each other random stuff" she said her eyes lighting up with a sparkle in them.

"Hmm I don't trust you but fineeee" we quickly scrambled out of bed practically running down the hallway into the kitchen where we weren't just met with Viv but with Katie and Caitlin standing with drinks in their hands.

"There's the kids" Katie said her Irish accent thick with enthusiasm as she greeted us with a side hug each before going back to the other girls. "Viv how come their here" I ask raising my eyebrow "oi we have names y/n" Caitlin said while she was sprawled across the sofa Viv one side of her and Katie the other.

"Well I though it Kyra was coming over I would invite my mates round" I quess it was fair enough so I didn't complain and Kyra and I continued to get "I'm a celebrity at home" ready for each other.

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After a couple rounds of just stuff that we could find in the kitchen I decided to up it a notch as I blindfolded Kyra, the other girls not taking an eye of us. I quickly made an escape down to the garden at the front of the apartment complex

Looking for any sort of bug that I could feed Kyra. After what felt like a lifetime of crawling around on my hands and knees with my phone torch in hand I finally found a little earwig crawling around clueless.

After picking it up and doing the short walk back to the apartment making sure not to drop it while also trying to stay aware of my surroundings I made it back to the front door of the apartment.

"Sorry I took so long" I giggle waking towards Kyra who was still standing blindfolded at the kitchen island "you should be sorry punk"

"Okay just open your mouth and I'm gonna pop it in" I say trying to hold back my laughter while showing Katie,Viv and Caitlin what was hiding in my hand.

Kyra slightly opened her mouth clearly scared of the unknown that was about to enter her mouth as I plopped the little bug in her mouth watching as she took a minute to work out what was crawling around in her mouth.

"FUCK SAKE Y/N YOUR JOKING YOUR JOKING" Kyra screamed flapping her arms around trying to find the sink to spit the creature into. "STOP LAUGHING AND COME HELP ME YOU LITTLE SHIT" I was on the floor curled up laughing hysterically at the girl who was dancing around screaming her head off.

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