The others plus Ronnie chatting in central perk while Phoebe comes in "hi guys"
Everyone saying "hey Phoebe"
Ross asks her "hey how'd it go"
"Um, not so good. he walked me to the subway and said" "we should do this again"
(Everyone groans) And Rachel asks confused "What? he said"we should do this again". "that's good right?"
Monica answers "uh no loosely translated "we should do this again" means "you will never see me naked"
"Since when" Rachel asks
And Joey answers her "since always It's like dating language. You know, like, "it's not you" means "it is you."
"Or "you're such a nice guy" means: "I'll be dating leather wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you." Chandler says
And Ronnie says "or "I think we should see other people" means "ha ha I already am."
Rachel look at the 11 y/o confused "wait Ronnie how do you know about this."
The child looks at joey "ahh look at the time I gotta get to school" and she runs out of the coffee shop.
Her brother looks at his best friend angry and confused
"And everybody knows this" the waitress asks.
"Oh yeah... Cushions the blow" joey says
"Yeah it's like when you're a kid and your dog dies and your parents say it went off to some farm." Chandler says
"That's funny." Ross says ''no because our parents actually said that they send our dog up to at some farm." He says clueless
"Uh.. Ross?" His friends look at him
"Oh my god chi chi"! He realizes
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Ronnie came home from school and sees her brother and his best friend acting with each other.
Oh dear God help me. She thought rolling her eye
as joey finished his line "hey, that was really good." His best friend says to him
Ronnie sit on the sofa beside them watching them "yeah thanks let's keep going" joey says
They keep going and you tune them out thinking about the new kid that supposed to be coming to your school next week.
I wonder what he's like I hope he'll be friendly because I need to get away from these two idiots
And you see your dumbass brother smoking As your eyes go wide open "what are you doing are you trying to kill yourself or me!" You yell at him.
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The gang sits at center perk while you're doing homework not listening to Monica "they say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger."
The guy's try it "that's ridiculous." Joey says
Then Rachel comes with the drinks "alright, don't tell don't tell me. Decaf cappuccino for Joey." ross hands it to him "coffee black for ross. Latte for Monica. Iced tea for Chandler. And sprite for the little angel."
Everyone says "thanks" for her. As she left everyone besides Ronnie switches their drinks.
"At least she got mine right" Ronnie says
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Shadows Of The Day
Fanfiction(season 1-10) you're Chandler bings baby sister and with his friends adventures you're learning new things. The one where Chandler raises his 11 years old sister. Mature contact Smut s6-7-8-9-10
