HP oneshots

Movies - Blairon

First person, Ron's PoV:

I was waiting for the kettle to boil. I stood at the eighth year kitchen impatiently, tapping my foot on the ground while I waited for the water to heat up. Me and Blaise were going to have a movie marathon and I needed to make hot cocoa. He was setting up the RoR and I was getting the snacks!

When Harry and Draco got back from their outing to Hogsmeade last weekend, (and ended up getting teleported to the future) they told us all about how Hogwarts and magic were known by the muggles. They told us about how people dressed up as us, and that we have our own movies! I feel like I would remember filming those, but that's what we're going to watch now.

Apparently, Harry, Mione and I are the main characters. Draco and Harry watched the movies last week, and the 8 of them! Who needs that many movies about themselves? Anyway, I was excited to watch them because I haven't watched many movies, them being a muggle idea and all. And I know that Blaise is excited, even though he isn't in it much because he has never watched a movie before.

I was stuck in my own thoughts when I heard the kettle boil. I opened the hot cocoa mix and put it in two cups, then poured the hot water in. Then I put a bunch, and I mean A BUNCH of whipped cream and mini marshmallows on top of both cups. What can I say, we both have sweet tooths. When they're ready, I "wingardium leviosa" our drinks and snacks and take them with me to the RoR.

When I get there, Blaise is waiting out the front with the door behind him. I start jumping up and down excitedly like a little kid, and he gives me a kiss on the cheek to calm me down. We go through the door and I set the food down on one of the side tables. We got comfy on the bed, which had green and silver sheets. I look at Blaise disapprovingly. "What?" he exclaims, fake hurt on his face "It's the best colour palette." I slowly shake my head.

He grabs the remote and turns on the TV, having already put the first disc in. I get under the blankets and snuggle up to Blaise. He smiles at me and presses play. It starts with some eerie music, and then massive words that say "Harry Potter" in a weird font. The first scene is of Dumbledore and Mcgonagall. "Wow," I say "She looks just as old now as she did then." (RIP maggie smith. You were an amazing actress😭) Blaise laughs at that, and I smile from making him happy. I look back at the screen to see Harry and Hagrid coming in on a floating motorcycle.

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"TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS, TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS. Though you ought to know." I burst out laughing. Blaise joins in and soon we're rolling around the bed. "That was so accurate though!" My boyfriend says once we regain our composure. "I know right?" I answer. "Come on, we're missing the movie." I say. I wait for Blaise to get comfy, and he pauses when he sees that I'm still in my original position. "Why aren't you getting comfy?" he asks with a slight frown.

"I'm waiting." I simply replied.

"Waiting for what?"

"This." Then, without warning, I quickly scramble into his lap. I move around to get comfy and lean back into his chest, closing my eyes and letting out a small sigh. He sits there stunned with a faint blush on his cheeks, but slowly unstiffened and wraps his arms around my abdomen, pulling me closer. I smile, and blush, not like I would ever admit it, the blushing that is.

We focus our attention on the movie to see that Harry, Hermione and I are playing the massive real-life version of wizards chess. I wince, bracing myself for when Blaise sees this. "Once I take my move, the Queen will take me. Then you're free to check the King." I look away from the TV. I know I should've been able to watch it, considering I was in it and all, but I had too much trauma from back then.

"Ron!" Blaise exclaims suddenly. "You moron! You absolute moron!" I feel him spin me around and his lips on mine. It was sudden and surprising, but it was nice. I melt into the kiss. He leans away and starts scolding me again. "Why would you do that?" he asks "You could've seriously hurt yourself" He peppers my face with kisses then hugs me tight. "Wait, is that how you got your scar?" (I hc that Ron got a scar on his cheek after that incident)

I sheepishly nod and look down, averting my eyes. "Blaise." I say seriously, looking back up at him. "If I didn't do that, then Voldy would've come back ages ago." He looks confused for a moment, but then he starts chuckling. "But, if Harry didn't go down, then the stone would have never been able to come out of the mirror..." he says. I sat there, dumbfounded. "OH MY GOD!" I yell, punching my hands in the air.

Blaise spins me around so I'm facing the TV again. "Lets just watch the second movie already." He said. He was about to unpause, but I quickly got up. I shuffled over to the side of the bed, got multiple packets of chocolate frogs, then got back in Blaise's lap. "You may continue."

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First Person, Blaise PoV:

The kiss. That annoying kiss. First, Lavender taking his first one, then Hermione being his second partner. I know this was in the past, but I get...Jealous, you know? Hence why when the scene of Ron making out with Hermione in the sewers, I pulled Ron even closer than before. Basically squeezing him, but not so tight that it's uncomfortable.

He must feel the same, as he skips that part with a fake gag. "Ewewewewewewewewewewwwwwww." he says. "She's like a sister to me, Ewwwwwwwwww." he covers his eyes, even though he skipped that part. I chuckle at his little act, and take his hands off of his eyes. I look back at the screen, to see a blank background with the words '19 years later' "Uhhhh Ron?" I say hesitantly, pointing at the screen.

"Why is it going to show things that haven't happened yet?" He looks back at the screen, to see him, Harry, Ginny and Hermione with some kids. And not just any kids, Harry and Ginny's kids and... Ron and Hermione's?!?!?! "What the bloody hell is this?!?!?" Ron yells loudly. "There is no way I have kids with Mione, and Harry and Ginny? Harry is literally the gayest gay out of all of us!"

"The stupid people who made these movies probably got actors to make this scene. They obviously don't like that most of the main characters (that are Hogwarts students) are LGBTQ+. Fucking Homophobes." I mutter the last part but Ron still hears it. He bursts out laughing for the millionth time while watching these movies.

I look at the time now that the movies are over. "Ron, you know how we started watching these movies at 8pm on Friday?"

"Yeaahhhh." he dragged out his word, so it lasted a few seconds.

"Well, it's 5PM ON SATURDAY." (guys i'm not exaggerating, i searched up how long it took to watch them all, then added an hour from toilet breaks and food breaks and stuff.)

"Well that explains why I'm so tired." Ron yawned. "Well good night Blaise." He gave me a kiss on the cheek, then the forehead, then snuggled up to my chest. I turned the TV off and laid down on the bed properly. Ron was now laying right on top of me, but I didn't mind. "Good night Ron." I murmur. I gave him a peck on the head, then I slowly drifted off to sleep.

HIIII IM ALLIIIVE. Sorry for the rushed ending. I wanted to get this out, I hope you guys liked itttt. It was 1383 words. My chaps are getting bigger, yayyyyyy.... Tbh, I was gonna add a little piece for each movie, but then I realised that it would come to over 3000 words if I did good quality ones, so I gave you two (is it three?) good quality ones instead of 8 bad quality ones. SO, I'm going to see Into The Woods AND Six this weekend. I'M SO EXCITED OMG!!!! And then I'm Probably going to Hamilton next weekend, but the ticket might go to me😭. Any of you guys theatre kids like me? Anyway, I'm going to my grandparents for christmas, so I will probably publish one or two more chaps before I go offline for a bit. Dw, I will still publish afterwards!

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