Bella: You're kinky as fuck. Jk. Not really.
Amanda: I am but like, Mulan is definitely not a woman.
Bella: Whatever
Amanda: She is! Why the fuck does she sing about making a man out of someone if like?
Bella: Because she joined the army in place of her old crippled dad and she was weak and the guy was talking about defeating the bad guys and it's ironic cause he's like: I'll make a man out of you. Jeez Amanda don't you read.
Amanda: But she cut her hair and stuff. And she didn't wear a dress.
Bella: Yeah because women weren't allowed in the army back then dipshit that's why she had to pretend to be a man.
Amanda: And then while she was pretending to be a man she's like "yo this shit is dope! I like being man, can I have a dick now?"
Bella: Umm... no trust me I took Chinese this year I know this shit.
Amanda: Pretty sure she wanted a dick.
Bella: Yeah cause she's a girl-
Amanda: Like of her own.
Bella: Wtf Amanda
Amanda: Like she wanted instead of a crappy gross vagina she wanted to have a penis and she probably wore a chest binder and cut her hair and was like "being a guy is cool!"
Bella: Have you ever seen Mulan?
Amanda: yes I have and I'm sure she is not a girl
Bella: UGH YOU NEED TO STOP WOTH YOURE WEIRD ASS SHIT
Amanda: GEEZ I AM JUST SAYING BC MULAN DIDNT WANT TO COME OUT SHE WAS SCARED I AM HER VOICE. I don't even know.
