Chapter 1: introduction

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In my opinion, boys are slobs, pigs, smelly, mean, rude, heartless, heartless, heartless, oh. Did I mentioned heartless? Anyway, the point is that I don't like them. All they do is make my life in complete confusion and chaos. You wouldn't really understand. So let me tattle my tale.

Hi. My name is Skylar Conrad. I'm 11 and soon turning 12. I live in a small town in South Dakota. And soon I'll be going to Mid-Mountain Middle School. In all the TV shows I've been watching my whole life, it tells me that middle school is a prison for innocent children. I have three brothers, one of them is my twin, and the other two are a year apart from each other. But apparently, they are so smart, they skipped a couple years of school. One of them is only 15 and the other is 16. Sam, 15, goes to Harvard. And Jacob, 16, goes to Princeton. So it's just me, my twin brother, and my dad, but once in a while one of the collage boys flies in for the weekend. My dad tells us, when me and Xavier, my twin, was just born, mother left. I asked why, and dad just kept saying "she left." I always wondered why? Anyway, that's another story. This story starts with me and Xavier's first day of middle school.

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