Hi. I'm taylor. Tayswift by day, cole sprouse by night. I got whored i mean hired to be Harry styles's girlfriend. I stuffed my bra extra well so he would like me.
I followed him everywhere and took his clothes and sang about him all the time, cuz he was british and shit.
One time harry said "i cant deal with you. Die" and he took the nearest eggplant to shove down my throat.
I cant even.
I thought about how to make it better so i called my friend dionne over. She came with a bucket of gasoline to pour on me. She poured the rest on herself and we both set ourselves on fire.
Meanwhile the E! News people came over to film it, and the wanted and one direction had a brawl. Niall and nathan sat on the side with a cuppa tea. The wanted beat the shit out of 1D. Louis died during the event. After, harry confessed his love to max george, only to be shut down.
"Jaythan forever" nathan said
