{one shot}
[nia]
Friday nights, how do you spend yours? I spend mine having my freeloading best friend Maddie come over and eating the food out of my fridge. Best friend goals? Tell that to my mom!
"Niaaaaa, what are you eating for dinner tonight? I'm starving." Maddie moaned from the couch. I rolled my eyes as I watched her rolled back and forth on the couch.
"What do you want?" I asked from behind the divider which separated the kitchen and the living room. Not enough to block out Maddie's complaints about Gino not giving her enough affection or about him not calling her and texting her back. Blah, blah, blah is all I hear.
"Pizza."
"What kind of pizza do you want Miss Madison?" I asked sarcastic as I picked the home phone off its charger.
"I seriously hate the name Madison, it's so basic. I wish my name was like Scarlett or something. Anyway, get half pineapple, half plain."
"Do you have any money to donate for this meal that we may be having?"
She's gonna say no, watch. 1...2... "No, my mom didn't give me my allowance yet and my job sucks." Told you so. If I betted you money that she didn't have money, I would've had money to pay for this pizza.
I look around the counter for the rainy day jar, I'll just pay it back with some of my birthday money. I find the jar and unscrew the cap off. I reach in and pull out a twenty dollar bill, it can't be that expensive right?
I pick up the house phone and dial Fran's Pizzeria which was on speed dial and also the only place I get my pizza from. I hold the phone up to my ear as it rings.
"........."
"This is Fran's Pizzeria, how can I help you today?" A male voice replies from the other end.
"Hi, can I order a large half plain, half pineapple pizza with two Lipton ice teas."
"Anything else?" The voice replies. I could hear snickering from the other end.
"Is this really Fran's Pizzeria?"
"Yes it is. What would make you think it wasn't?"
"Well I just heard snickering in the background and it sounded a lot like my brother, Evan."
"Good going dude. This is why we can't do prank calls." Josh says to Evan.
"You forgot to put it on mute."
"Shit."
"I know it's you, Josh. You seriously suck at prank calls."
"There's one thing I don't suck at."
"And what is that?"
"Detecting girls crushes on me. Including yours. I'm super flattered Niabear, and I like feel the same−" I hung up the phone.
"Maddie, I think we're gonna have to get something else to eat. Maybe Chipotle. But before that, we need to make a little stop."
{The end}
yep, that's the end. sorry ):, NOT! well that was fun to write. I've never written and published a one shot before but whatever. I'm actually proud of myself considering I didn't make it cliché or whatever. baammmm I slayed your life.
-chelslayyyy
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1-800-Pizza // nsf
Fanfiction{one shot} 1-800 pizza, hopefully your crush won't answer.
