" talking"
'Thinking'
What's happening on the screen
The screen turns on to show
Only Bella's eyes with a title above her head saying pissing off my Italian best friend
It then shows bella in her truck and then the door opens and in comes Luca
Luca: " hey lessy what's doing"
Bella: " hey"
Luca closes the door and as soon as the door is closed Bella quickly put on a surprised expression
Bella: " OOOHHH !!!"
Luca turns to Bella with a questionable expression
Luca: " what did you say ?"
Bella: " easy on the door you fucking cagna !!"
Aro: " oh my the language in that girl"
Rosalie: " pfft"
Jessica: " what does cagna mean ?"
Alice: " is Italian for bitch"
Jessica: "....oh"
Luca: " WH-YOU-WAIT-WHAT THE FU-WHA-WHY YOU TALKING LIKE THAT !!!"
Bella: " like what ?"
Luca: " LIKE YOUS A MOTHAHFUCKAH THAT'S BORN AND RISED FROM STATEN ISLAND !!!"
Bella: " I'M ITALIAN DON'T YOU ALREADY KNOW !!"
Luca's expression turns to one of annoyance
Luca sighs and wipes his eyes with his fingers
Luca: " Signore, dammi più pazienza per non uccidere questa ragazza"
Alice: " he said Lord, give me more patience not to kill this girl"
Luca: " JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ITALIAN BLOOD IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ACT UP LIKE....first of all isn't your mothah a daughter of Irish immigrants"
Bella: " so ?"
Luca: " SO. IT.MEANS.STOP.ACTING.UP. YOURE NOT BORN AND RISED IN NEW JERSEY OR NEW YORK OR CHICAGO OR ANY ITALIAN POPULATED STATES YOU ARE FROM ARI-FUCKING-ZONA"
Bella is trying so hard not to laugh and is covering her mouth with her hand
Bella: " lu-"
Luca: "PHOENIX TO BE EXACT AND NOT ONLY THAT YOUR FATHAH IS BORN AND RISED HERE....IN FUCKING WASHINGTON Y-...I'm fucking done that's it I'm fucking done, fuck you, fuck your fake terrible fucking accent, and fuck-"
It goes to static until it comes to Bella
Bella: " okay the reason I have to cut it there because it was all just Luca cursing me out for until I finally tell told in the best way I could cause you could I was dying in there but basically I just told him it was just a prank whatever he still curse me out and gave me the silent treatment until I got a pizza from Antonio's which is the one of the most authentic pizza places in all Washington and give him the box"
The camera flips to Luca in the sofa enjoying his pizza
Emmett: ' damn what a absolute damn'
Esme has a rule about the sofa which is not necessary since they just drink blood outside
But it is a exiting rule nonetheless
Bella: " you're still mad you grande bambino"
Luca just looks at Bella and gives her the finger
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FanfictionIt's been one year since the Cullens have left Bella and they have been very miserable, will mostly the Cullen women because all three of them are in love with Bella but they didn't get the chance to tell that themselves because Edward lied to bella...
