1@42:37; im board of waiting for internet!

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me: Ariana! Ariana! what time is it?!?!?!

Ariana: 12:08 why? (that's what time it is for me)

me: your wrong its ADVENTURE TIME you know from the cartoon network show Jake the dog Fin the human.

Ariana: um... I have watched it.

Skydoesminecraft: WHO LIKE MINECRAFT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

me and Ariana: US!!!!!!!

bob: ellooooo! me name is bob!

me: who is BOB?

Skydoesminecraft: I'll be going nooooooow, bye!

me: so, who is BOB?

ariana: I think BOB is god...

bob: I'm a dog!

me: yay!

ariana: RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

*we run away to fnaf pizza place*

me: hello is anyone here?

Ariana: there behind you. your looking at a wall.

me: NO IM NOT. *turns around*

me: don't sneak up on me peeps I will attack if you do.

ariana: *hugs a chair* I love YOU!!!!!! I love chairs...

me: yes you do ariana, yes you do.

chair: *whispers to other people* help me... please...

ariana: I didn't know you could talk! let's throw him in the burn pile.

me: um, ariana, are you alright?

ariana: never better!

Freddy: what the heck is going on?!

me: :3

Foxy: ???

Chica: pizza- who are these two people..?

ariana: we are killers!!!

me: yes we are, we are part of a gang.

bonnie: well, um, ok then. *takes a few steps back*

spring trap: what is that girl doing to the chair?!

ariana: I'm trying to eat it!

me: yes she is. don't even try to stop her, she'll eat yo hand off.

spring trap: ok.

bonnie: can I eat you're face, person trying to eat the chair?

ariana: then I get to eat you're face first!

bonnie: never mind then!

Freddy: who wants to play video games, or a game that's really fun for all?

ariana: I'm not giving up this chair!!!

me: what?

ariana: freddy wants to play games, but I wanna keep my chair!

me: eat the chair while you play games with us!

ariana: kk!

Freddy: um... what do you guys wanna play?

Ariana: lets scream!!!!!!

me: YES WE HAVE TO PLAY IT!

Vincent: I'm walking through a door!!!!!

Ariana: yay DOORS!!!!!!!!!

Vincent: who is this girl who is gnawing on the chair?

Ariana: I'm a person who eats eats things and living thing. Like PEOPLE!

*everyone steps back*

Ariana: I'm not going to kill you, YET!!!!!!!

Vincent: you crazy!!!

Ariana: you should see me around CATS!!!!!!!!

Freddy: why does she scream in every sentence?

me: she has mental issues!

Ariana: I do NOT!!! so when are we going to play this GAME!!!!

THE END NEXT CHAPTER COMING IN BORINGNESS NEAR YOU!!!!

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