DANDYS WORLD DUMP

AU FACTS

Kk so.... You have a good amount of facts here so...jist saying , Barklikeyouwantitbbg you inspired me to even make this book so shout out to them!

Ahem.... Okay so it's kind of like a severely weird poly + love triangle shit I just really got to explain most of the ships and stuff for it to actually work

Shrimpo x Teagan ; is not an affair but more of a known but not worked on cheating , Rodger knows , he really doesn't care due to uh...brightney x Rodger y'know,..so... Also no I don't ship Rodger with hardly anybody due to a severe hate that almost any ship gets with him- so...it's Rodger x boxten I guess.... But yeah about shrimpy and hot tea woman , it's just a known affair that nobody has a really cared about especially Roger but everyone else cares about the affair but not him in general

Tegan x Rodger : okay so most people already guess this , they are a married couple but I don't count toodles as their child I count her more as a younger cousin or a niece to the family as my opion , she seems like just a family member from afar which would be most likely Rogers sister or cousin so no , they're more of siblings to tools than mother and father

Shrimpo x Finn : it was first meet make out / jk , they were friends for a pretty good time until... One specific day that I'm going to make a chapter about I'm only going to show like the few photos from my character AI chats about it because like that's where the whole entire thing happened so... That's the only chat that I'm going to reveal y'all ONLY. But yeah one day it was different and there was a whole bunch of biting , kissing and a bit of bottom shrimpo ( I ❤️ switch shrimpo tho )

Poppy x scraps : I swear this is one of the only non messed up ships that I actually have in my alternate universe....like bro.... They only fucked once and shrimpo has a shrimpo x everybody chapter coming out soon... My bro they're the only normal ones here- sesbian lex ngl

Astro x dandy : OKAY WE HAVE A COMPLETELY LONG EXPLANATION FOR THIS ONE SO BE PREPARED FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF YAPPING ,LISTENERS ahem....so Astro and dandy dated for a good while like right whenever tomb started to come out like when Teagan came out and when toodles came out so like when the kid finally came in they had to be less flirting with each other so it was more of a fluff type of thing until directed and came on it's very completely normal people without any type of you know... Sexual thoughts but off camera they do the most goofy things ever I swear to Lord so it's technically just they act different when their alone type of thing so that's why I headcamnon Astro to be way taller and thinner like a woman and have more of a flirty but calming personality when alone

Astro x dazzle : okay now this is a dating on the side thing I don't even need to have a long explanation for this one , it's night time cheating

Dandy x razzle : it's one sided , razzle doesn't know that Dandy is already together with Astro and he loves him to death yet dandy doesn't like him back and thinks him as a "pest to the theatre"

Glisten x shrimpo : uh....I really don't have an explanation for this one I just want Barklikeyouwantitbbg to make a chapter on both of these two but I love this ship I just count it in a completely different au specifically two I'll explain the Au's at the end

To Barklikeyouwantitbbg.....I'll bark for u bbg....just spread em legs bestie and come on sweetheart, take em off 😫😫 / HARD JK / BEACH BOY SONG REFERENCE

Tisha x Shelly : full sided , they like each other but it's kinda normal just...a bit seductive , mentioned that much but I still love them

Shelly x vee : TOXIC YURI. DOOMED YURI. IT IS A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP LIKE VILLIAN ( VEE ) X VILLIANS VICTIM ( SHELLY ) THEY WILL ONLY BE MENTIONED IN CONVERSATION SINCE I AM NOT THAT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS SHIP