The Exchange. || J.G.

5.

"He's such an ass." I said into my phone, my best friend laughed.

"He has a nice ass."

"J. Stop it , I'm over here trying to talk shit about him, but you keep making everything about him good."

"Because everything about him is good, like if I was you I wouldn't hesitate to finish that boy up real quick."

"What the fuck do you mean finish ?"

"You know, I'd do some sexual things with him, I don't know how you even keep your clothes on when you're around him."

"Because he's the biggest dick I know and I can't stand him."

"Rightttt. Lies, and he probably does have a big D."

"Oh my gosh, you did not. Just say that."

"I did."

"Your mental."

"Yes, and my daddy Sammy is gonna fix me up soon, so can we talk later, yeah ?"

I rolled my eyes, and made gagging noises, "Gross, you guys are like monkeys, like how do you have so much sex ?"

"The question is why the hell, not ? For one its fun and Sammy is amazing in bed, and he's so hot and has a nice-"

"Oh kay, I do not want to know what you're about to say. You can keep that to yourself."

I heard noises coming from the other end, giggling I think ?

"Hey, sorry Giselle, but J is gonna be busy for a while so she'll call you back later, okay ?"

"Okay, Sammy, wear protection. All I need is for you to get her pregnant."

"Girl, don't worry even if we were to run out of condoms, my pull out game is strong."

I laughed, "Okay have fun you too nasties."

"Okay, later." I heard J yell bye too, before the line went quiet.

I sighed and fell back against my bed, yeah they were a gross P.D.A. couple, but they were cute together, and Sammy was nice to me.

If only Jack was as nice as Sammy was.

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Girl, it's because Sammy is perfect, and daddy af.

So yeah that happened. Sorry I had to put that gif, because it has Jack J and Jack G shirtless along with my daddy Sammy. 

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