A list for our new story of the characters relations to each other:
Andrew and Austin - buds
Austin and Alan - not so buddy NOT SO BUDDYI M CHOKING
Andrew and Alan- DAAYYYUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM they sex real hard
Sadie and Austin - who knows ;-) oGJMOFBHNJ i i i i i
Sadie and Andrew - love hate Friends not winkie
Sadie and Alan - gay best friends
Religious Blank and Everyone - fuck off u dumb trashcan
Andrew Alan and Austin = Triple A
Mel messes up the names:
Alan Bitches to Sadie about Alan
Alan and Andrew get into a heated uh making out near sex moment completely forgetting about poor innocent Austin coming over and well that ends very o h fo r everyone
^And Austin's like "um I didn't get invited to join in on this right"
Mel: Jstlrylinfg ← my trying to say storyling storyling
Jay: o k well whosfault is the the jesus
*at the very bottom of the page* ILL TELL YOs k i nU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALL YWANT get out
*In the middle of our 48 blank pages on Google Docs*
Mel: hello i hope u didnt mind i called pa pa pa paparazzi
Jay: this is private property please dotn disturb
Mel: exucse me sir
?????: hOOLLD THE PHOONNEEE
Jay: *Pastes all the lyrics to Hit Me Baby One More Time*
Mel: *starts singing baby by justin bieber*
Mel ???: lETS GO TO CAnada WHeRE OUR WEREWOLF BACON FRIEND
Jay: can i get a p
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Character descriptions on an older story, honestly who knows what happened
Mel: Soccer Team Minor Characters - Colin (douchey douche) , lil D #2
Jay: i thought that said soccer mom
[5.32'11½ ???,] 5'11, ex twink but secretly still a twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twiink twink twink itttweink !!!
(Jay would be responsible for adding all the 'twinks'"
(Joe the soccer mom Jr.) Joe the soccer mom - all the playas love her, soccer mom hair, soccer mom clothes, soccer mom face, soccer mom soccer mom soccer mom soccer mom thnx u 4 ur time 50
5'11 *gags* [20'5 ¼]
crepes
Wooman 2 -
Weeman
Mel fails to get character names right again
Make Andrew and Bendo have WHAT THE FUCK ITYPED ANDREW
Jay: it wasnt letting me use the chat for like 0 minutes wtf
*in the smallest possible font* chewyohmygod
Mel and Jay talking about writing fluff and Jay trying to explain she can only write smut
Jay: im used to writing the the
it
the /it/
Story idea list:
badass woman thing
why kanye west is the kanye best
yum romance
prison thing
crazy person aka babe the journalist
otp that never happens more like notp because im satan
"We need a doc to write down all our wipes" - Jay
"Two peas in a kid!" - Mel
"Harry: WHAT THE FUCKAKAKSSK!!" - Both
"You see a gay your age" - Jay
"Bathtub science" - Jay
idk who wrote this but
harry to snap : we've been at it for hours, if i could just rest *pants*
Mel: "Hot damn, your new boy toy looks like Lord farquaddededd"
And here we have the ex co-owner ""jokingly"" bashing Jay for the 500th time after giving a valid reason for not wanting to write something extremely personal :)
Jay: IT IS I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO PUT LIKE ALL MY EFFORT INTO THE STORY AND I GUESS I CANT REALLY DO THAT If im nOt in the right mindset ya feel mee
Person we shall not name:I don't want to feel a slut I might get infected
And of course, it wouldn't be a group writing session if it didn't happen again
Person we shall not name: You fucking slut gO DEEPTHROAT SOME MAN WHORE ALREADY
**These are all EXACT quotes copied and pasted from our documents by the way**
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Behind The Scenes
HumorThis is what happens when we try to write stories but get off topic. Inside are some of our conversations and jokes. There will also be updates and information posts in here.
