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The sun excuted her eyes as she stood on a mountain top felled with trees of different viarites. She ran down a long stairs set of stairs; she was heading toward the beach, to her friend Dandy, Space Dandy. "Dandy" she screams gleefully; "Adelie" Dandy said in a speedo riding his surfboard onto shore.
They stood smiling at each other, but then her smiled went away when she noticed a hole eating away at Dandy.
The hole quickly grew devouring him; Adelie ran back up the stairs stumbling along the way. When she got to peak of the mountain where a house was locate she climbed on the roof, and watched horrified by the giant black hole eating everything that it came in contact with. She curled her face into her knees yelling "Dandy", and woke up.

Adelie rubbed the sleep from her eyes "I miss you" softly her words which exhaled into her mouth sunk back down into her heart. She wasn't sad, but happy that she meet a friend like Dandy. "I'm a little older now, two years to be exact". She headed to the bath room and ran some cold water, the hot summer sun was beaming right into her face as she hoped in, "I wonder if I could find him would he actually let me join. grandpa an my step gram wouldn't mind they always seem worried about me".
All thought she got into the tub with her clothing on it was no need for her to take it off, although she could if she wanted to. Her clothing is a special material her kind is born with and when the word "defused" followed by a three digit number, and a musical note is spoken the clothing turns into this lava lamp type goo.
While washing her body she laughed " I've only grown a little, but I don't care I wasn't gunna just let him touch all over me", she then falls on her butt, falling on some of her clothing, and a bar of soap slips between her chest an clocks her right under the chin hitting her hard enough to knock her up, and backwards into the wall. She pass out then wakes up five minutes later, looking at a clock she said "still time to spare! good."
She hoped out of the shower and ran down the steps, waiting at the door was Adelie' s step grandmother whom she calls Gram; on account she made these delicious gram crackers that taste like birthday cake for Adelie's lunch everyday for work.
She hugged Gram while asking "where's Grandpa" she pointed an with a quietly soft toned voice she answers " in his garden; there was such a weird storm that turned the clouds all sort of colors and everything was quiet. Pretty lights glowed from the sky, then a giant bang that lasted for a second blasted causing such a rucks. I was surprised you slept threw it." Adelie ran to her grandpa kissing him on the forehead "wow gram wasn't kidding". He then told Adelie with a cheerful yet angry voice it's ok, hurry along before your late for work"!
She ran back into the house for her bag then as she opened the door shuts on the count that her step grandmothers butt was so unspeakable big. "I'm sorry gram can i get pass please" her grandmother moved toward the door shutting it on Adelie's hand. "Adelie I'm so terribly sorry"!
A few minutes later Adelie ran down the street her hand wrapped in a bandage. She stopped to talk to Mr.Rice who ironically owned a rice farm and his twin children whom both are name Eden but spelled differently. Eden who's the girl has white hair that's cut in a pixy style  with a thin black strike. The brother has black  hair with a white strike an the dark rings around his eyes that look weird on some but kinda cute on him always caught Adelie attention. They were a few years younger than Adelie.
"Adelie I thought I told you not to come today!" She held her bento laughing at her boss a squid alien named Mondo, "Mr. Mondo you never said anything about staying home yesterday, any who  my gram made me extra gram crackers we can share today if your nice". He flipped multiple food items, and shook the fries, while also making drinks; although Mondo's restaurant "Tasty Tasty" was a fast food restaurant, it was a lively colorful one with many people. It also had a theme song sung by a cute alien called the Yan. The Yan was a bunny with four ear,  a horn in front of its head, six long tails, and bug eyes that glowed pink. It began to sing, as Adelie walked toward her boss. "Paradise in your tummy, full up your taste buds yummy yummy, aaaaaw snap clap clap. Eat it up, ask for more. What? Sure you can come back friend. Heck yea it's so tasty"!  It repeated one more time because of the crowds reaction. As it sang on Mr. Mondo spoke threw Adelie with telepathic thoughts (he didn't have a mouth), "We got a new girl who'll be working part time until her ship is fix. Her names beta.", Adelie looked back at a tall thin girl whom chest somewhat plopped around as she cooked."she looks my age" Adelie said while rubbing in her body. Beta hair was like jell-o the tips were very light pink, and the rest a lengthy  super white plasmic blue. Shes able to form her hair into different type of things like a knife or a spoon, she suddenly stopped using her hair. "Why'd she stop Mondo", Mondo answer  Adelie thoughts telling her back "I told her not to use it, it doesn't mater what type of hair it is. Hair is hair". Her noes was small an smooth, and her skin a beige mix between light brown and capuchin cream, or mahogany. Her eyes where a normal brown but her pupils they had a weird shape, kind like a gun sight there was a circle that had an x crossing threw them. She noticed Adelie looking and with a rude but blank expression she gazed back with a questioned face. Adelie crouched down then slowly waved her hand at her, "you don't have to stay, but if you do I could use another pair of hands, it looks like it's getting packed, also the rents due today so I need as much as possible"!
She slowly walked back to the kitchen, she picked up a specula and poked it at Beta. "Listen up this is my place you got me, don't think you can go pushing me around, just because I'm little" She said while driving it into her back.
Her back has some sort of tribal tattoos, she turn toward Adelie saying with a sweet voice, her voice wasn't as gentle as Adelie, but it wasn't masculinity either.
"I would never imagine doing that, why how rude! I can't imagine, please I hope you like me! " Adelie pulled the cooking utensil away from her back, but accidentally unknots her apron and her top in the process. She says "ahh" while holding her chest, "listen here pipsqueak I don't know what type of perverted games you like, but if you wanna look at my planets" she said while bouncing her breast up and down in Adelie's face and some grease from a pot splashed on the floor" you should work a little somethin somthin "she rubbed on Adelie hips then pushed her back "or act more respectful and romantic". She then turned around her voice had turn from sweet to annoyed so fast Adelie was shocked. "I-I-I'm sorry Beta I didn't mean to it was an accident" she gripped her spatula firmly continuing "don't think I'm afraid of you, but I am sorry", "I'm sure your a ass kicker toots"  said Beta while kiss her hand then gently slapping Adelie's butt. Adelie then slipped on the grease and hit a perfect slept. Beta glanced down trying not to laugh, while asking was she ok she then told Adelie that mood she just switched to was a joke,  but she said watch out because she can get that way when she's mad. Beta talk with a slangish gansta girl acent, but was nice. "What's your name" said Beta. Adelie didn't answer to that question, but said " that's not funny" she then pulled out her stuff animal penguin from her backpack and infused Beta in it.
Mr. Mondo then told them both to send some order out.
Adelie shocked her then giggled before saying "do you like this joke", she then  panicked because Beta passed out after the toy transformation. A black man with short curly hair walked in with a robot, both of them whore black hoodies; Mondo was alter by this but he acted smooth as possible.
"Hey guys how can I help you" the man said nothing but Mondo said "the death row special would be good, yall look like travelers, are you" the man nodded yes.
A bell rang then disco lights flashed and Mondo began to make a bowl of ramen the size of a barrel, and the Yan began to dance a clapped screaming death row special causing others to join in. Adelie was in the back putting all sort of thing inside of the toy to wake Beta up. Mondo told her shut of the lights, that she did as she dragged the doll around shaking it and pushing on its chest. "Oh no, did I kill her, I can't go to jail I haven't made a name for myself yet, I can't even hold the soap at home, I can't become someone's baby, I'll have to kick the first ass that mess with me to gain a name, then tunnel my way out to escape or I could probably trick one of the grauds by asking if he'd want to run away together. Ahh what if we actually end up falling in love, we can't have kids on the run. What if he turns him self in or worse want me to take his life and keep running. I gotta head home and pack some bags quick". Up in the front all attention was drawn toward the man and robot with fork in spoon in hands; the at like beast. Mondo walked in the back and when Adelie heard him coming she put Beta's body under the bottom shelf, and stuff the toy in a pot.  "Hey where's Beta" Adelie told him the bath room, then he told Adelie to wait till Beta got back to tell her they could go, because he was gunna close shop after the two travels got done eating, or if they could finish.
The Yan walk in the back with a lit cigar "damn my little cute ass is tired" he said while rubbing his butt with one of his ears. Mondo told him to put it out then Yan walked out sticking is middle finger at Mondo saying " your lucky I need this" then Mondo yelled loud enough to break the solo frequency and they both herd " well if your little ass wasn't so cute you wouldn't have a job".
"Adelie you should go check on Beta to make sure she takes her medicine, she left her asthma pump on the counter" Mondo exited out back into the front.
Adelie I took out the pump and gave Beta to pumps. Gun shots are heard and everyone screamed.
Adelie doesn't look up but pumps more into Beta. Beta finally woke up and pump the pump hard enough to cause friction "oxygen how I love you". She bounced into the air seeing Mondo get shot by the travelers, she dodged the bullets in silence; the men shot the place up some more while people attempt to flee. When the first man ran out a a bomb was detonated and half of the building was destroyed.  Beta is put back into her body  Adelie fights her tears while hugging Beta saying "sorry" softly as bullets crush into and off the wall. Beta stands up and takes a picture with a small camera inside her bracelet. The two shooting notice and shoot pointing at the back now. She grabs Adelie, as soon as the travels break down the door. Beta dashed under neath another lower counter on the metal island table with Adelie dodging the bullets rushing out the back door. The men followed quickly after them, while surviving hostages escaped out the back door with them. Beta scale and leap building to build as the man claimed up and the robot followed from below. He shot Beta in the arm, but she kept pushing on "Beta your arm". They started to run out of building an was heading toward a water fall. Beta had transformed her hair into a spring and she bounce as strong as she could high into the sky holding Adelie In her arms. " Com" the man shouts "transform into a Aqua jet and keeping hunting them" he then jumped  into the waterfall and slid down near the center of the city. The city was build into a crater covered by a giant tree, and many building.
The robot flew out of the water hovering for a moment then chased after them in his black hoodie. Beta jumped down into a house, ran threw apartment where she ran down the stairs out into a alleyway, threw a restaurant and into a crowded street where people were celebrating the falling of their dictator, and praising there new government by the people for the people; the robot wasn't able to keep up, and the street were to crowded for the man to find them. He climbed up on top of the giant golden ballon, which everyone in the city was throwing rocks to pop it. He searched around as he loaded his gun with explodes and colorful smoke pelts. He noticed them running , and aimed his gun; " look everyone some men are climbing up to pop it, let's dance"  some grown ups began to dance all over the place as all the children grabbed a neighboring kid and form a giant three rower ring around the Rosie. Beta and Adelie joined in.  The hooded man shot two smoke pellets one yellow another orange, and everyone kept dancing in the colors. "POP" went the balloon in the center of the city raining down on them confetti, candy, and pieces of fruit. "Zata un ku" screamed all the people meaning love, friendship, happiness, and destiny. The men fell from the sky, being caught by citizen, and others fell into the the deep fountain they named clay on the count that it could heal any wounded part of skin; but it couldn't raise the dead. Beta ran over to the fountain with and collected some into this weird spiral test tube like tubed attached a robotic like backpack.  The hoodie man surfaced from clay fountain and ran after them. Beta hair stretched into hand that stretched far enough to reach a tiny hovercraft car In front of a toy store.
Beta threw Adelie drive seat and told her to drive, she and drove of breaking a stand, and knocking over tables as she drove off away from the man and off up the hill while shooting a dart at the man that left hi unconscious. The robot fire a rocket at them but missed and the hit him; he dragged under the hover car. The rocket was a heat seeking missal an the closet heated target was the robot. Adelie drifted into a alley dodge boxes and decorations, while Beta hit the robot to let go. The rocket drew closer. Adelie's he's not letting go, what should we do"! "I'll take care of this" Adelie cut down a street into a construction site "dunk" she said as she dove the car into a cut in the ground. The hole the leaded upward and grew wider exposing a giant cave.  The rocket was small enough to still follow them. "I'll dive near the water it'll confuse the frequency" said Adelie, to Beta smiled as she pulled a screw driver from her backpack. She drugged and smashed the robot into the ground, and flew up into a hole that lead toward the sky; Beta unscrewed the bumper and the robot fell into the hole and got hit by the rocket. The explosion caused the hole to cave in. Adelie stopped the car " my hurt is racing. I was trembling, what should I do now, should I go home, why did they chase us. What if that man is up, and still hunting us"!
Beta cleaned her self then progressed by putting her gadgets back into her bag. Adelie noticed two things in the car seat. It was a ID that reader Satellite: Beta Nono code:xj9; next to that a photo of beta and the hoodie wearing shorter. Beta leaped frog over Adelie's back into the car, then said "cupcake if you wanna no more hop that cute Loli ass of your in is the car and drive so we can pay for it, it's pretty beaten so I'm sure they don't want it back." She rubbed some of the water on her wound " if you want to know what this Satellite thing is let me stay a night at your place?"
" I don't know anything about you I just met you today. Plus the only reason I drove and ran with you was cause I wanted to escape."
Beta started the engine and drove up on Adelie slowly, " your legs will get tried from the zero g whiplash", Adelie legs became like noodles and she tripped. She slowly climbed in the car and said "awayyyyy, only because it fells like I'm a new born baby". They slowly crused out the grass filled and back into the crater. "Poor Baby , do I gotta breast feed you, or wash you up when we get home. You should be in your car seat."  Adelie gently swung at her with the rest of the energy she had left; the punch was good enough to jerk the car to make them fall and twirl recklessly into a pond."Adelie, my name its Adelie" she said. " Adelie, if I tell you about Satellite you have no choose but to join."

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