Chapter Thirteen: What's a proship (The Internet Pt. 2)

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Just a bit of a warning before you read.
This video will contain proships and I know you won't like this, but trust me. I wanted to hate them the very first minute. Enjoy.

*In the DMs*
Dazzle: Are we the only ones that know?

Rodger: Most likely.

Dazzle: Should we tell the others?

Rodger: Go for it.

*Inside the GC*
*Rodger and Dazzle has entered the GC*

Dazzle: Hey everyone, I just have a random question.

Poppy: What is it?

Dazzle: Don't you just love it when the internet scares you more and more?

Vee: Nah.

Rodger: Well, buckle up, because now we have found proships.

Gigi: the f_ck is a proship

Dazzle: You seriously do not know?

Gigi: nah I ain't smart like that

Shrimpo: I have a terrible feeling that I want to HATE them.

Dazzle: Well, you should be.

Gigi: I still have like no idea

Pebble: You mean artists or people that make, sexualize, or fantasize children with adults, pets with owners, or brothers with sisters, representing incest, pedopholia, or zoophilia? Nah, never heard of it.

Gigi: ohhhhhhh... that makes sense now.

Dazzle: Then why did you SAY THE ENTIRE DEFINITION OF IT???

Shrimpo: I KNEW IT I HATE IT!!!

Dazzle: Let me call up somebody. @DandicusDandelionDancifer GET OVER HERE!!!!

*Dandy has entered the GC*

Dandy: THE F_CK YOU WANT?!!

Dandy: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP?!!

Rodger: That doesn't matter. Remember when you saw art of our ships?

Dandy: Yes. I have checked more wholesome ones than...that.

Rodger: Well, my dear friend, meet proshipping.

Dandy: Oh god, I am too scared to even know what that means.

Rodger: You know what? Take a glimpse at this example of a proship.

{Rodger has sent an image to the GC}

Artist: "Noa" on IbisPaint X

Scraps: HOLY GOD WHAT THE F_CK

Goob: Oh, that's a big nono!
(Wait, Danganronpa reference???)

Shrimpo: THE F_CK YOU MEAN KILL IT??? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE IT!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!

Gigi: Well. That made more sense than I thought it was💀

Rodger: Oh, guys. Here's the thing.

Dandy: Oh. Oh, please don't say it.

Rodger: Toodles was also involved with this madness.

Dandy: He said it..

Vee: You gotta stop watching Odd Squad.

Dazzle: But first, Dandicus, this will make you more traumatized than anyone else before this.

{Dazzle has sent an image to the GC}

Artist: Also "Noa"

Dandy: Why the F_CK. Am I TIED UP. AND WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM H[]RNY???

Vee: Hornicus Hornifer I may call you.

Dandy: Don't.

Rodger: Alright, onto the terrible part. THIS.

{Rodger has sent an image to the GC}

Artist: @sillyheatfandom on TikTok (make the pain go away.)

Dandy: HOLD UP WHAT?

Gigi: GET THAT OFF. GET IT OFF NOW.

Shrimpo: OH SH_T THEY WENT FULL FREAK MODE

Dandy: I just realized something, why didn't we use the pictures from the internet the first time?

Dazzle: Because we were new here.

Shrimpo: I'M TERRIFIED OF THIS CREATOR I HATE THEM!!!

Dazzle: I might send the other half

Poppy: IT DOESN'T STOP THERE?!! WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!!

Vee: Let us sleep with nothing in our brain not this madness.

Dazzle: Uhm...Vee I'm sorry for you in this next half.

Vee: Wait. Nah, I couldn't have done this sh_t.

Rodger: To keep it short and simple. Yes.

Vee: Okay. I see that want to die.

Gigi: DUDE YOU MADE YOUR POINT CAN YOU STOP

Rodger: You are all convinced that the internet scares you guys?

Poppy: MORE THAN F_CKING ANYTHING JUST PLEASE STOP

Dazzle: Okay then. I believe our work is done.

Gigi: Imma just fry my phone now. See ya.

Dandy: Yep. I'll just head off.

*Gigi, Dandy, Rodger, and 6 others has left the GC*

Now, why would I make this? You may ask. It is because I want to be aware of the stuff you guys see on the internet, like this. These were all genuine reactions on how I felt about proships. Now, the next time you get on the internet, make sure to not be searching up this type of stuff. I'll see you guys later. 699 words

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